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Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best 'newscaster' on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name, for some sick twisted reason.
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Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best 'newscaster' on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.
  
 
O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!
 
O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!

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Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.
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His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann

HE DOESN"T HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THIS PAGE!!

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When it comes down to it

Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best 'newscaster' on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.

O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!

He also has his own version of Diploma Dope, which he calls O'Reilly Dope.

Memorable quotes

  • "Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable."
  • "It's gay parade time!"
  • "Let's get SILLY!"
  • "Hi I'm Bill O'Reilly"
  • "Because YOU don't like YouTube!"
  • "LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA"
  • "Caution! You are about to enter the Spin Zone!"
  • "SHUT UP"
  • "Evangelicals are silly nutcases."
  • "Cut her mic off"
  • "ON FIRE!"
  • "They know you're a"
  • "Ghe-tto."
  • "Hahahahahahahahahaha."
  • "Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day."
  • "If you question anything you're gay!"
  • "Doo doo doo DEW dew dew DOO DOO!"