Editing AbsoluteBillion

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|year=08
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|methods=Erosion, fast-paced repetition
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|nationality=USA
|youtubeaccount=AbsoluteBillion
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==In Brief==
'''''AbsoluteBillion''''', or '''Billion''', or ''A horrible person who is in serious need of a spanking'' has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. He has since made over 100 videos and (thanks to a certain [[Pimpsahoy]]) has an overwhelming amount of subscribers.

He also happens to be a moderator on this Wiki. [[No|You were definitely thinking of editing this article and trying to vandalize it until you saw this, weren't you?]]

Today Billion can be seen in his natural habitat doing nothing but complain about everything, complain about how nobody watches his videos unless they're a Blue's Clues poop, sit on his ass and fruitlessly attempt to get fat, play [[Team Fortress 2]] for half an hour before ragequitting, and on occasion shelling out another video in an effort to symbolize he still does something productive with his time. What a life.

==History==
===Darkscrub (2007)===
Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias ''"Darkscrub,"'' who at this point in his life figured he'd try his hand at making shitty art on dA. This phase went out very quickly, as he soon came upon the astounding realization that his shit was indeed shitty.

He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of [[Bobomb99]]'s poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.
[[Image:Steveburns.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Billion circa 2020<small>[citation needed]</small>]]
In November he fired up [[Windows Movie Maker]] in an attempt to make some of his own videos, and made three horrid poops. They only relied on cliche [[Sentence Mixing]] and mostly [[CD-i]]. After WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. Around this time he started lurking the forums and got a feel for Youtube Poop more than beyond the cliche-ridden surface. His opinions hardened, and he was ready to start again. As this happened, Darkscrub was abandoned for not only being a rather shameful part of his history but also that he sounded like a huge [[Legend of Zelda]] fanboy with it. The account was officially closed on April 2008 and no trace of its videos exist anymore.

===AbsoluteBillion (Jan. 2008 - Present)===
Born from the charred remains of Darkscrub, ''AbsoluteBillion'' was a hardened young warrior. Equipped with Sony Vegas he made his first video live on January 23, 2008, posting it on the forums the same day. His video was well-received, and even though he finds it a shameful work it served as what would become his style of pooping: [[King Harkinian|Striving for]] a wide variety of sources, it has made him far more popular than he deserves. He has since popularized the use of [[Blue's Clues]] as a source and has earned over 1000 subscribers in his first year of pooping. 

AbsoluteBillion would head through times both good and bad but nonetheless persist. There were months where nothing would be made at all, and then there were periods of plentiful pooping. He tried his hand at tennis towards the beginning of his time but soon grew bored with it. (This would re-surge later and result in the formation of "TyphloidFever") Eventually he stopped caring much about what anyone thought of his videos and just started making whatever he felt like. How he's been able to attain so many subscribers is beyond him.

===TyphloidFever (Nov. 2010 - Present)===
''TyphloidFever'' became AbsoluteBillion's [[Youtube Poop Tennis|tennis]] alt, but before I can tell you ''that'' story I must tell you ''this'' story...

Back in 2000, Billion and Typhlosion were the best of bros. Typhlosion was Billion's favorite Pokemon in Pokemon Gold after all. However in the following years his interest in Pokemon was suppressed and it eventually waned. Though it slowly trickled back to him towards the end of the decade. One day, Billion ended up setting his nostalgia goggles to ''well-done'' and he fell into a trance. In this trance he was in a black void, with a Typhlosion standing in front of him. The Typhlosion said to him "Have you forgotten about me? Have you forgotten who you truly are?" and gripped his wrist. Billion felt a searing pain go through him as Typhlosion's grip burned his arm, which trickled up until his entire body was aflame.

When Billion came to, he found that he was now a Typhlosion, and he said out loud  "I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO!" and he proceeded to burn down his house with his fire-breath before setting off on sexy world conquest. The end!

Not really, he just thought that it'd be funny to make a play on words with his favorite Pokemon and the disease "typhoid fever" and made that his tennis alt after getting back into tennis. He's also equipped with ''Thunder Punch'', just to let you know.

==Youtube Poop==
===First poop seen===
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dx5jWtB2a8 THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH]

===First poop made===
(made on this account at least) ''William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box  {{vid|uTeGPbMWa8w}}''

===Poop Listing===
''Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, [[Traps|trap videos]], video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.''
====2008====
{| border="2"
!Video Title
!Date
!Time
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTeGPbMWa8w William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box]'''
|1-23
|2:53
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSGUlBQJx68 Makemebad35 Hits a Mailbox]'''
|3-27
|0:54
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPrNgweXpY It's a Letter From Our Friends!]'''
|4-14
|2:17
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjp3AzLH-Q The Scout Goes Sandwich-Jacking]'''
|4-21
|1:07
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_dt7N-cIkI John Freeman's Inferno]''' 
|5-18
|1:01
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNMXpoirr1I Mansion Luigi]''' 
|6-01
|4:04
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ZsVVDsFO4 Sweet 16 gets Brain-Raped]'''
|6-27
|1:46
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S3T202V5zk Fred Phelps Dabbles in the Dark Arts]'''
|7-03
|2:19
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvEfdg4bmk LET'S SCAT]'''
|7-07
|1:13
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7PRQrEDaY Hulk Hogan Makes Sweet Love to his Grill]'''
|7-14
|1:16
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88PT9WukRTw There is no Beef]'''
|7-25
|1:38
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd8dYmVlDLo MEET THE CAMPER]'''
|8-04
|1:02
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwpsBOn9IFU Luigi and Toad have an Emotional Breakdown]'''
|8-06
|2:41
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9xJ1FHM9L4 4-Star Hotel Mario]'''
|8-12
|1:21
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjHWlrnUbN4 Super Squid 64]'''
|8-18
|0:43
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc7g1XTUgsI Ronald McDonald: A Tale of Growing Up]'''
|8-20
|1:41
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB98M9ty1BU The Sandvich Goes Scout-Jacking]'''
|9-03
|1:08
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgDOrTxkTN0 Grills Gone Wild]'''
|9-11
|2:20
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpRb4McIxys The Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host]'''
|9-25
|3:27
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K4wX2yJF7U Koridian Mythology and Fanfiction]'''
|10-09
|2:13
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvQQvk7eANw Luigi goes missing searching for his brother]'''
|10-23
|0:43
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHlrbogQ2YI The Black Licorice Trifecta]'''
|10-31
|2:54
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAAVOuRVFU Clyde's Will and Testimony]'''
|11-12
|2:40
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrQOOeDPZk George contracts a waterborne disease]'''
|11-19
|1:44
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV9sd8JT-Us Grylls Gone Wild]'''
|12-01
|2:11
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eI8qTiJ3Jo Bill Cosby Sells his Soul for Pudding]'''
|12-15
|2:32
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT7E5yPNtkE Scatovanni: The Musical]'''
|12-31
|1:20
|}

====2009====
{| border="2"
!Video Title
!Date
!Time
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIR6L952NUw One Year Later...]'''
|1-23
|5:23
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrpOqHr2CUs Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia]'''
|1-29
|4:32
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyvOeHQ6rY Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement]'''
|2-21
|2:06
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1U6oGSyGE Coward the Couragely Dog Show]'''
|3-07
|1:38
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei_YseLHrg Albano +]'''
|3-15
|1:39
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yq--3fmX4 Dong County]'''
|4-01
|0:55
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXOX2MEgbi8 Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction]'''
|4-13
|1:17
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6rSACNJ2lc Of Mutts and Men]'''
|4-14
|2:47
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG-l0l2LnOk Grilltacular!]'''
|5-11
|1:59
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9BMsL3Biyo BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party]'''
|5-16
|1:00
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5jxf0No3D8 - Albano]'''
|5-18
|2:54
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8uUUkElP-Y Bison's Gauntlet]'''
|5-28
|3:17
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15zNGqWIHE A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
|6-22
|0:48
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ct1vtGW70c Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
|6-26
|1:16
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdsJnKB0jZI Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
|7-02
|1:22
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqlyoB4xg98 Sun Tzu's "The Art of Yachting"]'''
|7-10
|1:07
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAA58JtaWNg His cuckiness: Big Fat Kicks of Feary]'''
|8-04
|1:17
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuEznY65NNs Zeldacore]'''
|10-13
|1:05
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7CQbvHn1w Hotel Shatner]'''
|11-12
|2:30
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-GUQsemcG4 BUDDY FUCKS OFF]'''
|12-25
|1:32
|}

====2010====
{| border="2"
!Video Title
!Date
!Time
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5c6qcq_5k Patton's Excellent Adventure]'''
|2-07
|3:12
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyKq9GlbviA Letters From Our Friends]'''
|4-01
|3:56
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jWTSkkpGeo The Complete Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon]'''
|7-14
|8:28
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9cswQ_cU70 Dance Safely!]'''
|7-19
|1:10
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8zJzJhrGYA Youtube Poo Poo]'''
|7-20
|1:32
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jijFhUCZplU The Second Coming of Albano]'''
|8-13
|4:26
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgOwTPAlzJA Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part I]'''
|9-01
|1:52
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okIPoEIuUzU Uhuhuhuh...he said "load"...]'''
|11-19
|1:24
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTRzmeZbp1E Samuel L. Jackson's Super Grocery Store Run]'''
|12-01
|6:50
|}

====2011====
{| border="2"
!Video Title
!Date
!Time
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAPpWDfHgo The Ministry of Lost Clues]'''
|1-23
|3:28
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kp-CR4muus James LaBrie Devotes His Life to the Study of Waterfowl]'''
|1-25
|0:34
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpinRWrDylU GryIIs II - Electric-Type Boogaloo]'''
|2-15
|2:43
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nolQTIa4QN4 The Blue's Clues Collab]'''
|3-18
|10:06
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdkBnoSU0k Mikecraft]'''
|3-19
|2:10
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR0V5MvtMm0 Ogre and Packmule's Extraordinary Pilgrimage to Mecca]'''
|5-07
|7:26
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYDTaLMV-i4 god johnny lock the door for once]'''
|5-26
|1:07
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0drfuquhw0 GRYIIIS]'''
|6-14
|3:31
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i2N0rBZGK8 Poop Talk]'''
|7-07
|1:03
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2sFip0O8Bc Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part 2]'''
|7-21
|1:10
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYlyWHLHo-0 JOHNNY JOYRIDE'S PREDETERMINED JOLLY JOYRIDE]'''
|8-14
|1:41
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF6ngcEf-_s Type Floyd Diabetes / Phloid Fever]'''
|8-16
|2:06
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD8W0G2jaa0 Boys Not Wearing Breeches Continually Violate OSHA Regulations]'''
|10-02
|1:13
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4yTBfgZE1c ReLoads]'''
|11-03
|1:26
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQcXYZrF6Kc Steve Suffers a Shaq Attack]'''
|11-05
|2:19
|}

====2012====
{| border="2"
!Video Title
!Date
!Time
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5-YfkgQb8c Jerk 'n' Douche Tell Us About Homestuck]'''
|2-14
|1:34
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyLt5MhIZ3E Detective Steve Fucks Tha Po-Lice]'''
|7-7
|2:47
|-
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H-cxfN8qXE Freddie is Not a Fan of Djent :(]'''
|8-13
|1:31
|-
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5KT8W0yQOY The Poop Tennis Café - Love is <nowiki>[Not]</nowiki> Here]'''
|8-25
|1:47
|}

==Style==
Described as "powerpooping" by a fan, a various mix of older more traditional styles to newer, faster-paced and effects-laden methods. I like variety, which reflects in both how I make my video and what I use in it, which may not always appeal to my subscribers '''but who cares what they think???'''

Another appropriate way to describe it is ''not kosher''.

===Preferred Sources===
Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.
*[[Team Fortress 2]]
*[[Hulk Hogan]]
*[[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]
*[[Blue's Clues]]
*[[Man Vs. Wild]]
*Cheesy TV commercials
*Videogame cutscenes and trailers, though they oftentimes take longer to make into a poop.

===Preferred Methods===
*[[Ear Rape]]
*[[Stutter Loop]]
*[[Erosion]]
*[[Deja Vu]]
*Keyframe Abuse

===Preferred Tech===
*<s>Sony Vegas 5</s>
*Sony Vegas 6
*Sony Vegas Pro 9.0

===Dislikes===
<!--Note - Anything said here is in the writer's own personal opinion, so don't edit the choices if you don't like them, you  whiner-->
*[[Windows Movie Maker]], after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to despise the program, despite a lot of people doing quite well with it. People also need to accept that even with plugins it really isn't that great of a program overall and should stop pointlessly defending it if anyone does that. It's buggy, prone to crashing and you can't do a lot with it. Deal with it.
**As a joke and partially out of boredom, I made one poop using Windows XP Movie Maker. It received mixed reactions.
*Most fad videos or their responses anyhow; I did a few fad responses around the time I first started pooping, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.
*People who take YTP more serious than they should, treating it as though it's some kind of avant-garde "art" or getting into debates over preferences in poop. I haven't taken this shit seriously since 2008 and neither should you!

==Reception==

===Criticism===
*Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
*Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
*[http://youchewpoop.com/wiki/index.php?title=Anti-Uctions&diff=47159&oldid=47157 Considered a "Nazi" by some.]
*"Please using ear rape in your videos its so annoying and not funny"

===Achievements===
*Popularized [[Blue's Clues]] as a poop source.
*Currently has over 3500 subscribers. (Only around 1000 actually watch my videos though)
*Has more than one million views on his videos combined.

==''Ass''ociates==

===In Real Life===
*His brother, [[toadsalsa]], who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made two poops, but he counts, [[no|right?]]

===Online===

====Poop Tennis====

{| border="2"
!Versus
!Rounds*
!Started
!Ended
!Additional Notes
|-
|[[Trogdor7190]]
|6
|6-02-08
|6-09-08
|('''Tennis Cup - Bracket 1''') Won, went onto Bracket 2
|-
|[[The Robotic Robot]]
|6
|6-17-08
|6-28-08
|('''Tennis Cup - Bracket 2''') Lost
|-
|[[MaRillion|Rillion22]]
|6
|8-1-10
|9-24-10
|The battle of illions, in my first Tennis match in two years.
|-
|[[SpinoGod|TheAnnoyingWeaboo]]
|6
|12-17-10
|1-8-11
|TheObnoxiousPokfag vs. TheAnnoyingWeaboo
|-
|[[YTPsource|TheChutley]]
|6 (8)
|9-27-10
|3-21-11
|Starring [[The Pillgrums|Glen Tennis (GEDDIT?) and Grum]]! Also, 5 completed matches!
|}

<small><nowiki>*</nowiki> - The first number indicates how many rounds were initially planned. Numbers in parentheses indicates how many rounds were actually completed, if there is any difference.</small>

====Collabs====
*[[MrGenericMan]] - '''Oregon Trail'''
*[[Erarg]] - '''Bad Poops Made Good'''
*[[ShadowWario]] - '''[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2897 Chain Poop 2]''' (round 22)
*[[Molhal]] - '''Source Roulette Collab'''
*Me with [[JakeSteel]] - '''Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon'''
*Created '''The Blue's Clues Collab'''

===Influences===
*<s>Sleep deprivation</s>
*[[JakeSteel]]
*[[Terroristx123]]
*[[TheChutley]]
*[[YTPNews1]]
*His brother, who sometimes gives him ideas in his videos.
*Let's just say everything he has ever watched ever and that should save us loads of room.

===Fans===
*[[XBR4D3NX]]
*[[Ninja Coach Z]]
*[[AmiralMachin]]
*NoTAMATZ
*[[kingplatypus3rd]]

==Mostly Useless Facts==
[[Image:Typhloflute.png|thumb|right|300px|It could be said that Billion has a case of...Typhloid fever...(YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH)]]
*I go by the username ''Billion'' on the Youchew forum, if you're willing to bug me there and haven't realized that that AbsoluteBillion fellow is nowhere to be found.
*Contrary to popular belief I'm ''not'' sitting on Capitol Hill.
*I often suffer short, day-to-week bouts of [[Poopers Block]] or extreme laziness where I go completely braindead and can't think of anything to do with a video, but I quickly get over it usually and end up forcing myself through one way or the other.
*Though I consider myself somewhat of a perfectionist, laziness and impatience generally gets the better of me.
*My favorite videogame is [[Team Fortress 2]]. That's also the only game I play. Ever. No, I don't have any preferred class because anyone who mains one class is a [[Gay Luigi|cocktease]] who refuses to have fun with a game. This is fact, don't argue with me!
*I've recently become a <s>minor</s> <s>intermediate</s> ''advanced'' [[Pokemon|Pokemaniac]] somehow. Aside from getting back into the games I've also bought myself a plush of Cyndaquil as well as started a collection of Pokemon figurines. My favorites are Typhlosion and Xatu. What's wrong with me, you may ask? A lot of things of course.
*My favorite genres of music are 70s/80s and progressive rock/metal and my favorite bands are [[Dream Theater]], [[Pink Floyd]], [[Yes]] and [[Judas Priest]]. However I generally like anything in the rock spectrum from 60s rock to some extreme metal. Modern rock can go die in a pit somewhere though. Other then that I'm also a fan of Jazz, New Age, and anything orchestral really.
*While we're still on the subject of music, I've become more and more of a musician within the past year or so. It's only a natural pathway for someone who spends their day editing videos. I started learning how to play the guitar around early 2009 and have started making my own music in [[FL Studio]] in my spare time. Most of the songs I've made so far suck and I know as close to zero as you can get in regards to music theory but [[No|I'm getting better!]]
*While still on the subject of creativity, I use Garry's Mod to make silly Gmod videos and upload them to my alt account, assuming I actually ever finish them.

===[[Link]]s===
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsoluteBillion Youtube Account]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/InfiniteBillion Alt Account]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TyphloidFever Tennis Alt]

===Other [[Link]]s===
*[http://s271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/AbsoluteBillion/ Photobucket]
*[http://absolutebillion.deviantart.com deviantART account]