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A Fictional War

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There was time in the scratch video universe where two factions declared war with each other. Both of their leaders were bent on ruling the known galaxy of the scratch video universe through brute force, deceit, and peacemaking. The war was massive, epic, lengthy, and sometimes boring.

It was A FICTIONAL WAR.

This was perhaps the greatest war not known to anyone in the world of scratch videos. It was a war between the quasi-insane Mama Luigi Confederacy and the naturally-evil Robotnik Empire. It was a war spanning thousands of planets and inside jokes. It was a war that exhausted many natural resources too quickly - leaving the known scratch video universe in a state of peril and dysfunction.

Needless to say, it would be long before someone would emerge triumphant.

The Beginning

2491 to 20Xtooty-too - The Rise of the Mama Luigi Confederacy

On the planet of Super Mario World, archaeologist/plumber's crack Luigi Mario recently discovered a new type of species: it was named Yoshi for the sound the creature made when it took a dump. The dinosaur-thing called his founder "Mama Luigi".

After countless perils and a kidnapped Princess Peach, Luigi met up with his brother Mario in the middle of nowhere. Mario was rather surprised to see the dinosaur, who greeted him with a friendly tongue slobber with suspiciously white drool.