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Impa
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This article is filed under Characters.Impa is the advisor to the King of Hyrule and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also Zelda's Personal Aid.
Cultural Heritage: Native American in most Zelda games, but she really looks white in the CD-i games.
Health Issues
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It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.
Trivia
- She is not involved with The Hairspray Queen's takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
- She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.
- She is often woken up by Zelda to take random trips to both Gamelon and IHOP. She's also woken up by Zelda for certain actions that shouldn't be named.
- She is known to roar when angry.
- According to Tourettes Guy, "SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!"
- Really old men, however, thick she's as sexy as fuck. (Gross!)
- She actually was in Ocarina of Time, where she was young.
