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He-Man

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He-Man is the scantily-clad prince of Eternia. One day, when he was playing with his sword, he lifted it into the air and announced, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUULL", transforming him into He-Man, a superhero who defends Eternia from the evil Skeletor with no homoerotic undertones whatsoever.

In Short

He's a gay superhero who fights a robed skeleton.

Quotes

  • Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me when I held aloft my sword and said, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"
  • Fabulous secret (special) magic drugs make your problems go away!
  • LET HER GO.
  • I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!
  • I HAVE THE POWEEEEEER!

Further Information

  • The first thing he did after arriving on Earth was steal fried chicken from a restaurant.
  • Looks a lot like Ken Masters.
  • He's played by Ivan Drago in a live-action film once. Yes.
  • "He-Man"... wow, really?