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Patrick Star
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Revision as of 20:38, 18 August 2007 by MelvanaInChains (talk | contribs) (My first attempt at writing a YTP article from scratch.)
A fat-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to SpongeBob. No, wait, that's not right, his "house" is to the side of Squidward's. Who the hell cares, I don't watch the damn show.
Significance
He has the ability to become STERILE and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of STERILE. Eustace Bagg can't stand STERILE, nor can he be in the same room with STERILE. Dr. Robotnik is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so STERILE, only he knows about it.
