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Richard Nixon
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Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States.
History
We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water. You decide what the truth is. It is all a conspiracy.
Quotes
- "FUCKING KENNEDYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. GOD DAMN."
- "IN THE OLD DAYS PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO HOLD POWER"
- "I'M SAYING, THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, THAT MEANS, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL"
- "CHINA"
- "RUSSIANS"
Likes
- Falling for hours
Dislikes
Trivia
- Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of GameCubeHero.
- He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what fucking retards they are.
- His nickname was "Tricky Dick" while he was president.
- He is still better than Obama.
- He is also better than Rod Blagojevich
