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Impa
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.Impa is the advisor to the King of Hyrule and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also Zelda's Personal Aid.
Cultural Heritage: Naked American?
Health Issues
It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.
Trivia
- She is not involved with The Hairspray Queen's takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
- She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.
- She is often woken up by Zelda to take random trips to both Gamelon and IHOP. She's also woken up by Zelda for certain actions that shouldn't be named.
- She is known to roar when angry.
- According to Tourettes Guy, "SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!"
- Really old men, however, thick she's as sexy as fuck. (Gross!)
