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Roy Koopa
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.Roy "Bully" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons
Personality
You know it's Bully if he's...
- Spinning Egg Luigi.
- Telling Big Mouth to SHADDUP!!
- Humping Mario in a football field.
- Flipping the bird.
- Playing by Australian rules.
- Putting pesky plumbers six feet down undah with his raping powers.
- Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
- Whining to King Dad.
- Scratching his ass.
Dislikes
- Big Mouth Koopa
- Cave Peoples
- Santa Claus
- People saying that he's related to Roy from Super Smash Bros. Melee.
- Bowser Jr., for stealing the spotlight from him and his brothers and sister.
Quotes
- "Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I SAW IT!!"
- "Awww, SHADDUP!! We'll never get started!!"
- "I'm gonna put you down undah! Six feet down undah!"
- "I'll leave footprints, all right! On their faces!! CHAAARGE!!"
- "I want one, King Dad!"
- "This Magic Balloon only brings presents to instruction book children?! What kinda wimp is he?"
