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Gwonam
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
An old guy on a magic carpet that brings around a prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only Link can defeat Ganon", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle".
He also has an obsession with cum, and seems to enjoy Link's company.