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Cartoon Network

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Cartoon Network is a cable network that was originally created as the first cable network devoted entirely to running animated programming. Even in the UK, in 1999 the network would broadcast a show called AKA Cult Toons, a half hour segment with huge simularitys to Youtube Poop. In recent years, however, the network is now being run by retards who have somehow been able to put live-action programming on the channel, such as Out of Jimmy's Ass and Goosehumps. As if that's not enough, most of the cartoons they show nowadays aren't even really worth watching anyway (with the exception of Chowder and the adults-only block). And why didn't they ever show Histeria?

In spite of it's retardedness, the network still remains better than Nickelodeon and Disney Chsnnel because they haven't lowered themselves to sucking up to the preppy little brats who think Disney channel sucked in the 90s and kiss the ass of Miley Cyrus.