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Zartok-35
Template:Unlisted Zartok-35 is the Autistic owner of the unfamous 'Zartok-35 productions' company. He is the sworn enemy of Hunter Harrison and Mary Crawford/Alan Templeton. They went to work producing Train videos and The Raccoons AMVs in July 2006. In October 2006, a contrevercial decision was made to open a new 'YouTube poop' production unit, and a video, "The Bill project", went into production. To maximize efficiency, and prevent WMM from crashing, Zartok-35 productions produced a series of short poops. They were to be compiled into "The Bill project" at a later date. Indeed, things looked good for Zartok-35 productions. 9 subscribers and 23 videos. But the worst was yet to come. For at this time, Zartok-35 productions was going through dangerous technical difficulties. The loss of WMM made it impossible for productions to continue, and forced the closure of the newest poop project, "And WHO are YOU supposed to be". In this time of need, all un-compiled portions of "The Bill project" were posted on the company account. Some portions were sent in for Calculate900's Poopers Unite collaboration. Approxamitley 8 months later, Zartok-35 productions got off their asses and fixed the problem. They are currently producing Poops, The Raccoons Videos, and a parody of AMV hell is in the works.
First poop seen
Reception
Material
Zartok-35 productions thrived off of a number of TV shows. Most notably The Raccoons. Clips from Super Mario World, CD-i, Trailerpark boys, Azumanga Daioh, Garfield and friends, and the film Ferngully have also wound up in the melting pan.
Style
Zartok-35 is by no means an Analogue Pooper, but he shares the belief that they want their audience to enjoy their poops as interesting montage of media artefacts rather than an act of media destruction or subversion. This has led to sevral odd and unusual methods of pooping.
Acts and methods Commonly seen in Zartok-35 poop:
- Repetition
- Dubbing sevral sound bytes over one clip
- Semi-repetetive "list-item" jokes (What happened to you three? ... All toasters toast...)
- Ear rape
Random crap
| Qzj43RzmeyQ|250}} Zartok-35's first Youtube Poop. |
- Name: Elijah
- Age: 15
- Sex: Guy
- Account: http://www.youtube.com/zartok35
- Country: Canada
- Birth Date: December 2nd 1992
In memory of the OLD Zartok-35 branch Windows movie maker program. It was quite possibly the worst program I have ever worked with, but it did the job. Not very well, but well enough.
