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Alfred R. Khan
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Alfred R. Khan, better known as Al Khan (or by Captain Kirk, is known as KHAN!!!) , is the president of the much hated Television company 4Kids. He works with his 3 henchmen, Roger Slifer, Frank Frankson, and a slut named Amy, dubbing anime shows. Badly. He is also hated by the masses. 'Otaku' Japanophiles hate him for his ditsruction of countless anime shows (though in all honesty, 4kids makes anime poop worthy). The rest of society hates him because he believes children cannot read and possess no interest in reading.
