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In Brief

Neonintendo is in the midst of working on part four of his first Youtube Poop video series Strive for Love.


History

First Poop Ever Seen What is Spaghetti? by JeffLindblom [1]


First Poop Created Strive for Love made 09/09/07 [2]


Style

Sources

 -  Cd-i (gasp, I know)
 -  Super Mario World Super Show

Methods

 -  Sentence Mixing
 -  MS PAINT (with the help of a good friend, actually)
 -  Censor Beep (only recently)
 -  Other terms i'm not familiar with yet :P


Poops

Strive for Love

Neonintendo's first creation is a multi-part series that is mostly centered around the love story of The King and Gwonam. Although it is cd-i, Neonintendo has received positive feedback from his audience for its originality and creativity. It has potential to become one of the best cd-i poops ever created.


Part One

Summary: Gwonam confesses his love to the King only to be interrupted by the timely entrance of Link and Zelda. Meanwhile, Impa enters Ganon's services.


In Depth:

Gwonam flies in and immediately greets his the King with "Your majesty, I love you!". The King is taken back at first, but curiosity gets the best of him as he asks Gwonam for a kiss. Just as the two are about to lock lips, Link and Zelda walk into the room causing shock and confusion for everyone. Zelda cannot believe what she just saw, and Link just uses the moment to embarrass the King. When asked for some help in persuading the younger ones that it wasn't a kiss, Gwonam departs leaving the King flustered.

While this is happening, Ganon has called Impa to his lair and attempts to recruit her on his side of evil with a vicious threat involving toasting toast. Impa boldly resists the urge and even offers to grab the toaster! The resistance doesn't last long, because when Ganon pulled out the enclosed instruction book Impa willingly surrendered.

A few hours later, Impa's absence from the castle is noticed by Zelda who is shunned upon inquiry. The King decides not to worry about that for now, and orders to be carried away to his room by his servants.



Memorable Quotes


"Your Majesty, I love you!" - Gwonam

"Hmmmmmmm, how about a kiss?" - The King

"FATHER!!!" - Zelda

"Gee, it sure is gay around here!" - Link

"Take me away!!" - The King


Part Two

Summary: Impa, who is commanding Ganon's forces, invades Hyrule and raids the castle while delivering disturbing news about the King as foretold by the Triforce of Wisdom.


In Depth:

A few days later, the King sits outside in deep thought over the mysterious genie. A few moments pass before the King spots a horrible tragedy-- he quickly summons everyone nearby to LOOK with him. Sure enough, Impa's evil forces have invaded Hyrule! Confusion spreads amongst Hyruilian ranks! A concerned Zelda addresses her worries to her father who after a long period of twitching, forgets the question. Simultaneously, Impa enters the room with a fearsome war cry. The King commands Zelda to fight off Impa with the Triforce of Courage and orders Link to scrub the floors. Impa fights back and uses the power of the Triforce of Wisdom to inform Zelda that her father is turning gay in the morning. What horrible news! A disheartened Zelda enters a state of shock and loses the will to fight. Luckily, Gwonam arrives at the scene via flying carpet just in time to save the King. Together they decide the best thing to do is to run far away where they can live happily without being scolded for their sexuality. Shortly after their departure, Zelda makes a life-changing decision of her own -- to go live with Ganon.

After much negotiation, Ganon and Zelda formed a temporary truce to rid Hyrule of her father forever so the two of them could rule over the lands instead of her gay father, who she felt is incompetent of ruling. The current whereabouts of the King and Gwonam are unknown, but Zelda won't give up. She requests Link to go search for and report the location of her father to her so she can get rid of him once and for all. Empty-minded as always, Link agrees to the task.


Memorable Quotes


"Mah Hyrule is under attack by the evil forces of Impa!" - The King

"Zelda! Save me! Take the Triforce of Courage to protect me!" - The King

"Worry Zelda!! The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will turn gay in the morning!" - Impa

"You've got to be shitting me." - Zelda

"Link, go to Gamelon and find my father. We're going to Ganon." - Zelda


Part Three

Summary: Link chooses to side with the King and Gwonam, leading an enraged Zelda into ambushing the group during a super-duper dance rave. Zelda challenges Link to a one-on-one dual while her comrades Ganon and Impa capture the King.


In Depth:

Link has traveled many lands and still has not found even one sign of the two lovers.