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Princess Zelda

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Zelda is the daughter of the King of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking Impa for guidance.

Skills

She can play the flute, smash golems, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

Contreversy

Zelda is always in constant feud with Ganon. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threatm, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.

Appearance and Personality

Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small breast size" and annoying voice. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. Some say she is quite the whiner as well.