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BigMarioandTailsfan

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Jee, this article sure is boring.

History

I started pooping around the end of June, after watching Calculate900's "How to make a Youtube Poop (WMM) guide. I knew I had WMM, but I never used it. So I started it up, and downloaded the CD-I clips off Quebec Gamers, and started working on my first poop, with a little help from Calculate. Soon I was done, but kind of nervous on how the outcome would be, but I got applause from people, so I went on. Youtube Poops are funny, but also are fun to make. People think it's a screwed up rule breaking video. I think it's kind of like art. You rearrange it to make a new video that's strange, yet funny and entertaining to people.

My channel icon and icon on the YTP forums. I found it hilarious. Credit to Nintenerd.

Finding Youtube Poop

A Day on Nsider

Nsider, known as the official forums of Nintendo. One day, I was looking around the Mario board when a thread popped up called "Funny Hotel Mario Videos". Inside, there were links to IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS by SuperYoshi, LOTSA LOUD SPAGHETTI by 1upclock, the ALL TOASTERS TOAST CLIP, and a couple more. Then there was an others section, with videos by Dvariano. I immediately bookmarked them and watched them many times. The thread ended up getting deleted unfortunately, but then I posted a thread with Dvariano's poops in it.

Searching for Poop

Finally, while I was looking around for Link: Faces of Evil cutscenes, I stumbled across That Was Swell by GirlaPH. I noticed in the title, there was Youtube Poop. First I was confused. Youtube POOP? What does that mean? I liked the video, so I searched for others. I laughed hard at most of them. I would look at YTP almost every day to get some laughs.

Making Poop

After a year, I found Calculate900's Youtube Poop guide for WMM. I immediately joined so I could upload my poop when I was done with it. I downloaded the clips, opened WMM, and started making what I'm here for. Youtube Poop.

Poops

List of Poops

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I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF

My first poop ever. I tried making a CD-I poop first, and ended out being better than expected. The king lost his stuff, Impa dies, Link randomly appears, and Impa is eaten, with a special bonus at the end.

MAMA LUIGI MAKES RANDOM RAVES (Part 1 and 2)

Was a test with raves. I removed it because it was stupid, and no one really liked it, except some of my friends. You'll never see it again though :P

THE CD-I WORLD GOES INSANE (CD-I MADNESS)

My second poop. More CD-I. Just messing around with the jokes and having fun. Was one of my most popular poops. Not anymore though, it was though. A little SMW at the end, but nothing much.

EVIL, DYING, JEALOUSY, AND INSTRUCTION BOOKS

More CD-I fun. I was still messing around with the CD-I. I was getting ready to start pooping more Super Mario World soon. It was a lot of fun to make.

GANON AND HIS BIRDS ARE SINGING

Wizardheimer appears in this story about Ganon's greatest secret, Beeswax going insane, freezing fountains and water of life, and lots of Yoshi chasing. And a Oogtar + Piranha Plant rape scene.

THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 1)

The first part of THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW, and one of my most popular poops. The illegal guy is an annoying cunt who won't stop pointing out the obvious. ILLEGAL THINGS. Robotnik just stands there laughing. And fucking Bowser and his fucking Faces of Evil take over Hyrule, so gay Mario and Luigi go after him.

VOLCANICITY (Updated Version)

First attempt at a Volvic poop. I might make a final version because I was planning on using the Birds Volvic commercial for this, but I ended up improvising.

THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 2)

Part two of TIIYK. Mama Luigi takes action, and Ganon is just a freaking asshole. KoriDIE is a fun place to live. Guest stars include MORTAL KOMBAT, and my cloud.

MAMA LUIGI IS AFRAID OF DOLPHINS

A poop I had in mind ever since after I made my first one. More Mortal Kombat and Sexyback included.

OOGTAR RISES FROM THE DEAD

Oogtar stars in a Wizardheimer and Cave Christmas poop where he is pretty much humiliated until he ends up being killed by rape and AIDS. They just laugh.

THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 3)

Part 3. The worst part. I was attacked by a Michael Jackson fanatic. He posted like 5 times about how my video sucked and I needed to use Michael Jackson songs. Meh.

WE CAN BOMB DODONGOS ANY TIME WE TALK (Part 1)

Inspired by Deepercutt's the true power of Rock Tv, Link has a problem. His magic wand is gone, so he can't bomb dodongos! Dodongo Dong comes along with Dodongo TV, a scam to turn everyone's brains to mashed potatos.

WE CAN BOMB DODONGOS ANY TIME WE TALK (Part 2)

The final part of WCBDATWT. Yoshi ends up stopping Dodongo Dong with giant blocks. Hoorah. And Bees, lots and lots of bees. NO NOT THE BEES. THEY'RE IN MY EYES.

YOSHI KEEP RUNNING

A one liner video. Made out of boredom.

DIET TANGO

A response to Mr. Simon's Diet Tango commercial video. Robotnik has a fight with the Diet Tango voice with lots of bacon thrown in the side. I thought so.

LINK STEALS THE WATER OF LIFE

My most popular poop at the moment. My first poop with Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0 too. Link steals the water of life, and starts a fad, and Mario has to stop him on fuckmas by tricking him.

THE SECRET POOP

A private poop I hid for no reason. I switched it to Public later.

YOU LOSE CREDIT

A poop using the new CD-I clips. Also using new effects.

THE WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 1)

More Super Mario World. Mario and his friends can't get his fucking name right. It's WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZARDHEIMER.

GWONAM THE GENIE SCARES DOOPLISS

Doopliss is a freak in a sheet who is afraid of Gwonam's blessings of cum, so he just runs around like some guy who got his eyes stabbed.

X Teaser Trailer

A teaser of the YTP movie I'm making.

MAMA LUIGI WHEEZES FOR ONE MINUTE

I was bored. Very bored.

THE WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 2)

Part 2. They still keep getting WIIIIIIIIIZARDHEIMER'S name wrong, more Yoshi chase scenes, rape, dungeons of haunted houses, and even more.

EYEM KNOT TUCHENG U!

A reply to the DIS IS A VOL-CAY-NO fad.

THE WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 3)

The final part. Yoshi and Oogtar battle the evil cave christmas caterpillar in an epic ending to a story so much more epic than Halo, you will scream with joy.

HMMM, THE TRAIN IS LATE

Mr. Simon poop reference olol. I was bored that day.

MAMA FIREPLANT IS A PEDOPHILE

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My friend toadomos suggested I do a Fire Sale poop because it wasn't pooped much, so I did. I think it came out pretty well. Mama Fireplant's true origins are revealed after a rape. MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

X Preview

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Preview of X Part 1.

GO OUT WITH A BANG!

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Mr. Simon hated it. That caused Sonic to go out with a bang and tables to start turning.

YTPContest - SuperNinbendo vs. BMATF - I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE SONIC (IDLTAS)

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My entry for the contest against Ninbendo and Tangerine. It was a draw.

DINNER ATTACKS

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A bunch of Dinner and breakfast jokes I came up with. I was bored again.

CONSIDER YOURSELF DEBROTHERIZED (Part 1)

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Inspired by dvariano's Wizardheimer's Revenge, Mario drives Luigi away.

MR KRABS HATES THE GERMAN TMNT INTRO

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Using the hilarious Mr. Krabs clip and the German TMNT intro, I got this.

Youtube and Dailymotion Account Links

Youtube Account

Dailymotion Account

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DIS IZ ILLEGAL U KNO

Upcoming Poops

Poops That Will Be Made

HACKERS ON STEROIDS

CONSIDER YOURSELF DEBROTHERIZED (Parts 2, 3, and 4 if there needs to be one)

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I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU

GAY PEOPLE CHASE LINK

Poops I'm thinking about

VAWOOOOM

Trivia

  • I'm obsessed with the mr krabs clip.
  • Stegblob owns the moon, and that other guy may own Jupiter, but I own the sun, which is Robotnik.
  • I am weird.
  • KingNecroPope may kill me.
  • I have 34 subscribers, and 26 friends.
  • My name is Steven.

Personality

I'm usually kind of weird, but I'm pretty fun to talk to if I'm in a good mood. Find me in a bad mood, and I won't be happy D:

Personal Info

Name: Steven

Age: 15 (I may have registered as 18 on YTP, I did that on Youtube to bypass the 18+ warnings, so change that if you can)

Country: USA

Interests: Bagels. I love Dunken Donuts.

Job: Scrubbing Dr. Rabbit's ASS

Influences

mrSimonalt, girlaph, Calculate900, Deepercutt, JezMM, SuperYoshi, 1upclock, KingNecroPope, dvariano, and more.

This article on me deserves a ten.