Old Man Tyree

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Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised.

Grandpa loves a good lollipop!

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Here he comes! Here comes grandpa!

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Microsoft was nice enough to make a special edition of Windows XP just for fans of old grandpa!

Old Man Tyree (also known as William Bunson Tyree, Grandpa, Old Grandpa, and funny weird old fucked up dude) is a demented and vulgar old man who is infamous for his appearance in Giuseppe Andrews' experimental outsider films, most notably Period Piece and Grandpa. Tyree has outspoken views about sex, dildos, and vaginas. He loves pork rinds, lollipops, booze, and Serenity and hates dildos, men in white, society, and the circus.

Biography

According to the biography found in the DVD for Period Piece, Tyree was born in Portsam, Ohio in February 14th, 1912. He was home schooled and developed an alcohol addiction at an alarming age of 14. In his twenties, he opened a bar that served beer and hotdogs. He then earned enough money to purchase a beach bungalow in Huntington, CA. After that, he retired in his early 50's with his life partner. However, due to his alcoholism, he ended up losing everything and became homeless. Tyree resorted to hustling pool in dive bars of Ventura, CA in order to feed his alcoholism. One night, Tyree met Giuseppe Andrews after getting kicked out from a bar and gave him an opportunity to become an actor. Tyree took this opportunity without hesitation, saying that "Acting is my plant and I must water it!" Tyree then went on to act in Giuseppe's line of experimental, outsider films and he even ended up acting in a B-movie comedy film "Homo Erectus". His fate was not entirely known but he was rumored to be dead. Regardless of fate, Tyree ended up becoming an underground legend to a certain group of YouTube Poopers.

Filmography

Here are the list of the most quality movies Tyree has appeared in:

• Trailer Town (2003)
• Dribble (2004)
• Tater Tots (2004)
• Grandpa (2005)
• Wiggly (2006)
• The Laundry Room (2006)
• Ants (2006)
• Period Piece (2006)
• Garbanzo Gas (2007)
• Homo Erectus (2007)
• Giuseppe Makes a Movie (2014)

History of Tyree and YouTube Poop

The first YouTube Poop that involves Tyree dates back in 2009 called Youtube Poop - Old Man Tyree And The Evil Forces Of Dinner made by Cosbydawg91, which is a typical spadinner style Poop. There isn't much poops of him until in 2016, mapo discovered a video on YouTube called "funny weird old fucked up dude" which is clip of Tyree ranting about pork rinds and dildos taken from Period Piece. It was the only clip found on YouTube that doesn't have a watermark until it got deleted off of YouTube. Not long after the discovery of that clip, mapo also found some more clips of Tyree and even movies related to him and discovered that there is a line of Giuseppe Andrews' movies which were mostly inaccessible online with few exceptions like Ants and In Our Garden. The only way to obtain the movie Period Piece is to buy a DVD. mapo then created sometimes i whip my dick around in circles hoping that i would fly away like a helicopter which involved Tyree from the "funny weird old fucked up dude" video being used a source. That was the first time mapo used Tyree as a source. mapo also then discovered a clip from the movie Grandpa on a YouTube video named after the movie which is a clip of Tyree shitting on the back seat of the car and the aftermath of the incident. Soon, mapo and some others including Cheechee and afterbirth began using Tyree and the movies related to him more to the point where Tyree ended up becoming more recognizable as a character used in YouTube Poop. He can be found either used as a source or from recognizable sound bytes such as a yell from Tyree as he shits in the car and the cutoff at the end of Tyree saying "pussy twat" that happened to have the Windows XP navigational clicking sound play right after saying that found in this video.

Quotes

• "mmmmmmm!"
• "Fried Pig Pussy!"
• "But fuck human pussy! I fuck dead pigs!"
• "Come here Serenity, let's show these assholes how we fuck!"
• "-at *Windows XP Navigation Sound*"
• "Why not allow your twat to get fucked?"
• "OHHHHHHHHHH I'M SHITTING!"
• "This is shit!"
• "Your books are dildos!"
• "Dildos don't bleed when you chop em' in half with an axe!"
• "I piss in that pussy like it was a toilet! A big city toilet!"
• "Fart an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole!"
• "Suck my dead pig! Suck my dead pig!"
• "My dick turned into a fish!"
• "My sweet sweet serenity?!?"
• "Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs!"

Likes

• Pork rinds
• Lollipops
• Serenity
• Booze
• His Book
• Shitting

Dislikes

• Dildos
• Toilets (he shits in cars instead)
• In-N-Out Burgers
• The Circus
• Men in White (he shoots them)
• Farting Robots
• Society
• Human pussy

Fans of Old Grandpa

Add yourself here if you are a fan of old grandpa! :)

• BananaMannafoot
• Cheechee
• CRJ1
• mapo

Haters of Old Grandpa

• Jimmy Davis
• Society
• The Driver from the movie Grandpa