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Jallerbo
Jallerbo W Bojallerson (better known by his/her stage name "Official Best Joke-Stealer")is an infamous YTP pony person that is very normal and cute.
History
- Rumor has it that Jallerbo Bojallerson may or may not have existed in some form at some point during the past, present, or future. While there is indisputable evidence that Uwil is Jallerbo's mommy, the case remains on hold until a time when Babs can be resurrected from his untimely death by choking on three cheeseburgers simultaneously, resulting in the destruction of Equestria and several other socialist nations.
- Jallerbo first made a poopy in 2012. It's been somewhat of a medical mystery how exactly Jallerbo went without defecating for 17 years straight; in fact, the initial purpose of the Large Hadron Particle Collider during its conception was to create a version of Sony Vegas Pro that doesn't frequently crash for no reason. While an answer has yet to be found for any of these several quandaries, Jallerbo continues to sit too closely to strangers in public places and use the word "literally" out of context literally every chance that Jallerbo gets.
- Jallerbo tends to stay on the bland, less-experimental, joke-stealing-wanker side of comedy when creating artistic video remixes. Typical influences for Jallerbo's stand up routine include dathings1, Dane Cook, the Tooth Fairy, and various inanimate objects.
A little known fact about Jallerbo is Jallerbo's undying love for memes. Nearly all of Jallerbo's videos contain some of the freshest memes from your wildest dreams. The best memes are usually the ones involving people who are way too serious on youchew and need to get a life. Alas, Jallerbo wouldn't be the... uh... look, Jallerbo is a really nice and cute person and is very normal. Jallerbo doesn't just push the boundaries of ordinary video editing, Jallerbo doesn't push anything at all. Ever. Please unsub and dislike all of this cool person's vids if you're feeling jazzy, or maybe you could just use a bite to eat. Thank.
Poopography
YTPs
- A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno
- Jay Rilliam Wohnson and David's Ballad Salad
- Youtube Poop: :pooP ebutuoY
- Rick Astley Is Innocent, Just Like The Girl He Raped
- The Death of Angry Joe
- No One Needs Fleshlight Repair
- A Half-Baked Youtube Poop
- Spingebill Thinks The Used Is Over-rated if Not Just Plain Untalented
- I Hate Reaction Videos
- My Fair Carlton
- Regina Spektor Makes My Ears Bleed
- Made for Tofucakecan's Bad Music Video Collab
- I ate an asdf.
- Sugar Coated Fail
- Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry
- Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
- RadicalFaith360 Feeds Your Children Semen
- Part III of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
- You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas
- Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum
- TheCaledioScope is a Brony
- This video was flagged by TheCaledioScope for "bullying".
- Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon
- Part I of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
- BAVIDOCALYPSE
- Part II of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
- Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch
- Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits
- Made for TheArsenioButt's (CANCELED) Chester A. Bum Collab
- The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...
- Memoirs of a Carpet Salesman Part I: The Return of Stoob
- Made for Austrock9080's MW10T Collab
- Legend Of The Draggin Balls
Favorite Memes
- Troll Face
- Over There!
- Ass Ketchup
- What Does The Fox Say?
- My boyfriend, Flower's Delicious Ink
- Recolored Happy Tree Friend Characters Being Used As Avatars
- My other boyfriend, Girla Purpleheart
- Chad Daddy (sup bichez)
- My lovely husband, dewmann.
- YOU! (blush ^_^)
Collaborations
jallerbo has hosted a few (one) collaborations, including:
- The Ambience Collab (Complete)
The idea for this collab was to create an ambient-themed YTP. Participants could interpret "ambience" however they wanted.
- Participants:
- Tofucakecan
- ManMonocle
- FishTitan64
- iamoutofideas1
- SatanTits
- TeeheeSamson
- XxRobotChaoxX
- Sid1325
- robochao1
- SeanTylerLAWL
- Stretch11Poops
- SarevolNahtanoj
- theraz0redge
- SaturdayNightCleaner
- AlarmCopter
- Participants:
- The Complexity Collab (FAILED)
This collab was canceled by jailerbo cuz everyone who joined fucking sucked (mean boy (XDXDXDXD)) and none of the entries were really turning out the way jallercash wanted. Sor E
Style
Copying all the good stuff, like Ultrajooshfunstuff, The Things Numero Uno, NationOfAngryOrangeFans, and the lovely Sarevol the terribol.
Reception
jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply:
"wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".
Dislikes
WHEN LORD BAx3 WONT CALL MEEEEEEEEEE
Preferred Software
- Sony Vegas 11
- Sony Vegas XI
- Sony Vegas Eleven
- Sony Vegas L. Evan
- Adobe After Effects CS6
- Angry Birds STAR WARS iPhone App
- Windows Explorer
- Gameboy Printer (I LOST THE CAMERA, SORRY BABE)
- The Shrekronomicon
Influences
jallerbo draws influence for YTPs from a variety of things, including:
- TimoteiLSD
- TimoteiLSD
- TimoteiLSD
- ChemistryGuy
- RevSecond
- JabberCash
- Deepercutt
- Dikeike
- Anything that jallerbo finds amusing, really
- Weed
- Alcohol
- Meth
- Depression
- Hornyness
- Schizophrenia
Achievements
- Worst YTPer
- Disappointment to family and peers
- Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
- Pissing everyone off
- Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
- Copied audio clips from other YTPs because jallerbo was too lazy to find them
Trivia
- jallerbo's name is commonly mispelled "Jallerbo" with a capital 'J'. This is however incorrect.
- jallerbo lives in Dallass (salad), Texas.
- jallerbo's birthday is 12/25/94.
- jallerbo is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, language, currency, transportation system, and instructional cardio workout video series on VHS.
- jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands
