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Jelly Shades

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

In Brief

Norwegian from Norwegia!

History

13 BILLION YEARS AGO, SATAN CAME TO ME.

HIS EYES SCANNED MY BODY WITH GLITTER AND GLEE.

I CONSIDERED HIM MY CUZ, BUT WHAT A DAY IT WAS.

WITH FIRE BRIMMING FROM HIS FINGER TIPS, AND CIRCLED ME, AND YELLED TO THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

ARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!

AND THEN I BECAME FUCKING PUNK

NOW I'M HER ON EARTH, WITH A SCORPION ON JUPITER TURF

A POLYTHEISTIC HORNET

SOME BRITISH KID

AND NOW...NOW...

IM A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

First poop made

How is anyone supposed to remember that?

Style

Oh my god you people are so pretentious


Preferred Sources

  • Music videos
  • Homemade sources
  • Snuff films
  • Australia

Preferred Methods

  • Slapping
  • Distortion
  • Jodling
  • Bit crushing
  • Sampling
  • Scratching
  • Polygons
  • Coil Technique
  • Spanish style picking
  • Sawtooth bending
  • Blending using a hard brush
  • Layer mode set to multiply
  • Dissing (mostly towards other YTPers)
  • Snuff films
  • Free-aim
  • Growling
  • Wah-wah/phaser

Preferred Software

Adobe Creative Suite Adobe Acrobat Adobe Acrobat Connect Adobe After Effects Adobe Bridge Adobe Contribute Adobe Device Central Adobe Dreamweaver Adobe Dynamic Link Adobe Encore Adobe Fireworks Adobe Flash Adobe Illustrator Adobe InDesign Adobe OnLocation Adobe Photoshop Adobe Premiere Pro Adobe Soundbooth Adobe Ultra Adobe Version Cue Adobe Acrobat Capture Adobe Acrobat Distiller Adobe AIR Adobe Audition Adobe Central Output Server Adobe ColdFusion Adobe Digital Editions Adobe Director Adobe DNG Converter Adobe Document Server Adobe Document Policy Server Adobe eBook Reader Adobe Flash Cast Adobe Flash Lite Adobe Flash Media Server Adobe Flash Player Adobe Flex Adobe Font Folio Adobe GoLive Adobe Graphics Server Adobe InCopy Adobe Kuler Adobe LiveCycle Adobe Media Player Adobe Output Designer Adobe PageMaker Adobe PDF JobReady Adobe Photoshop Album Adobe Photoshop Elements Adobe Photoshop Express Adobe Photoshop Lightroom Adobe Premiere Elements Adobe Reader Adobe RoboHelp Adobe Shockwave Adobe Source Libraries Adobe SVG Viewer Adobe Technical Communication Suite Adobe Type Adobe Web Output Pack Adobe Visual Communicator

He also used various hardware

Roland Corporation A Roland Alpha Juno C Roland CR-78 D Roland D-50 D-Beam E Roland E-20 F Roland Fantom-X G Roland GR-300 J Roland JD-800 Roland JD-990 Roland JP-8000 Roland Juno-106 Roland Juno-60 Roland Juno-G Roland Jupiter-4 Roland Jupiter-6 Roland Jupiter-8 Roland JV-1080 Roland JV-2080 Roland JX-1 Roland JX-10 Roland JX-305 Roland JX-3P Roland JX-8P M Roland MC-09 Roland MC-202 Roland MC-303 Roland MC-307 Roland MC-4 Microcomposer Roland MC-505 Roland MC-8 Microcomposer Roland MC-808 Roland MC-909 Roland MKS-80 Roland MS-1 Digital Sampler Roland MT-32 Roland MTR-100 O Roland OP-8 P Roland Promars R Roland R-8 Roland Rhythm 33 Roland Rhythm 55 Roland Rhythm 77 S Roland Sound Canvas Roland SC-55 Roland SC-7 Roland SH-1000 Roland SH-101 S cont. Roland SH-201 Roland SH-3A Roland SP-303 Roland SP-404 Roland SP-555 Roland SP-808 SRX expansion board Roland System 100 Roland System-100M T Roland TB-303 Roland TR-505 Roland TR-606 Roland TR-707 Roland TR-808 Roland TR-909 TR-REC U Roland U-110 Roland U-20 V Roland VariOS Roland VK-7 W Roland W-30 X Roland XP-50 Roland XP-30 Roland XP-80

Likes

  • Goats
  • Fish
  • Potatoes
  • Baphomet
  • Sculpting
  • Drawing
  • Art
  • Pink Floyd
  • Aphex Twin
  • Pizza
  • Pasta
  • Raviolo
  • Italian food
  • Chinese food
  • Indian food
  • Johnny Cash
  • Roland TB-303
  • Bass guitars
  • Ferraris
  • Analord
  • Old guns
  • New guns
  • The Dead Kennedys
  • Keyboard solos
  • Primus - Is It Luck
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Old Japanese Sports cars
  • PS3
  • Xbox 360
  • Xbox
  • PS2
  • Computers
  • Multicom
  • PS1
  • Airplanes
  • DJs
  • Hot dogs
  • Squarepusher - Hello Meow
  • GTA Online
  • GTA IV and V
  • GTA IV Multiplayer
  • Halo 9
  • Halo TV series
  • Snuff films
  • Infected Mushroom
  • Freestyle bass
  • Video games
  • Punk
  • Cross dressing
  • Spaghetti
  • Eating out
  • Birds
  • Dualshock controller
  • Wah-wah pedal
  • Guitar amps
  • Fresh asphalt
  • Rain
  • Experimental
  • LJN
  • Dancing
  • Strenght
  • Rockstar Games
  • CJ from Grove Street
  • Joke glasses
  • Synthesizers
  • Vintage synthesizers
  • New synthesizers
  • Experiment synthesizers
  • Homemade synthesizers
  • Prototype synthesizers
  • Half-Life
  • Half-Life 2
  • Sweden
  • America
  • Israel
  • Piano
  • Beethoven
  • Google
  • Wagner
  • Guns
  • Joysticks
  • Pink Floyd - How I wish you were here
  • God sims
  • Logitech
  • Boomerangs
  • Denim pants
  • Leather jackets
  • My dog, Lightning
  • My cat, Stockings
  • My other cat, Rosa
  • HTML
  • Anatomy
  • Fires
  • Stylus
  • Wacom
  • Neat markers
  • Strong computers
  • Ushankas
  • Vitamins
  • Tea
  • Soda
  • My tablet, a Wacom Cintiq 24HD
  • South African accents
  • D-pad
  • My bed
  • ZBrush
  • Clay
  • Sycra Yasin
  • Religions/Religious history
  • My flatscreen TV
  • Music

Dislikes

  • Pretentious people
  • Nintendo
  • Bad hardware
  • Shitty artists that are only popular because they draw porn
  • Good artists that are only popular because they draw porn
  • TheAmazingAtheist
  • Cynics
  • Twitter fags
  • NASCAR
  • Confederate Flags
  • Attention whores
  • Perverts

Reception

Even though his YouTube poops are long lost, he is still considered one of the most influential and pioneering YouTube Pooper to this date, often considered the grandfather of modern YouTube Poop. In his career, he received over 14 awards and was publicly assaulted on stage by jealous YouTube Poopers and haters who disproved of a source he used in a video.

Criticism

Jelly was appreciated by many, he was often the victim of source-bashing and jealousy.

Achievements

  • Introduced new methods and techniques that were ahead of their time
  • Sparked a lot of controversy
  • First cross dressing YTPer alive
  • Still holds the world record for most awards

Associates

He values his friends more than anything

In Real Life

  • Richard D James

Online

  • Yung Scorpion
  • His doctor
  • Kurt Cobain
  • Fred Phelps
  • Shirley Phelps
  • Ken Kutaragi
  • Various hackers

GTA Online

He enjoys GTA Online, Rockstar's new multi player addition to the GTA series. He plays on PS3 and is one of the few players that despise Chrome Paintjob on cars.

Influences

  • Mike Matei
  • Jaakko Järvinen
  • Yung Scorpion
  • Eclectick Styrofoam
  • Sycra Yasin
  • IGSRJ
  • Richard D James
  • Satan
  • All you real people out there

Fans

  • Richard D James
  • The majority of the YTP community
  • You
  • Satan
  • Johnny Cash (RIP)
  • MeiAIDS
  • Fire and Brimestone

List of Poops

I don't poop as I am able to vaporize anything I eat.

Other Information

How much do you want to know?????????????

Trivia

  • Can shoot lasers with his polonium deposits in his eyes.
  • Uranium deposits in his horns
  • Cross dresses
  • Cuddles with Yung Scorpion in his Centipede form (gamma rays <3)
  • Are Chicken Nuggets Changing the Definition of Pizza Time?

Links

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