Jallerbo

This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

History

i made a vid. ppl liked my vid. i made moar vids. thank

Poopography

YTPs

• Applejack's New Joj
  • LOST (a good tv show)
• A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno
• Jay Rilliam Wohnson and David's Ballad Salad
• Youtube Poop: :pooP ebutuoY
• Rick Astley Is Innocent, Just Like The Girl He Raped
• The Death of Angry Joe
• No One Needs Fleshlight Repair
• A Half-Baked Youtube Poop
• Spingebill Thinks The Used Is Over-rated if Not Just Plain Untalented
• I Hate Reaction Videos
• My Fair Carlton
• Regina Spektor Makes My Ears Bleed
  • Made for Tofucakecan's Bad Music Video Collab
• I ate an asdf.
  • Was originally supposed to be the second round of a tennis with Austrock9080, but he refused to tennis cuz he's a meanie
• Sugar Coated Fail
• Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry
  • Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
• RadicalFaith360 Feeds Your Children Semen
  • Part III of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
• You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas
• Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum
• TheCaledioScope is a Brony
  • This video was flagged by TheCaledioScope for "bullying".
• Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon
  • Part I of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
• BAVIDOCALYPSE
  • Part II of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
• Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch
• Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits
  • Made for TheArsenioGut's (CANCELED) Chester A. Bum Collab
• The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...
• Memoirs of a Carpet Salesman Part I: The Return of Stoob
  • Made for Austrock9080's MW10T Collab
• Legend Of The Dragging Balls

Fillers and Other Vids

• 7.5 Seconds in Hell
  • Made for Kabob340's 7 second collab, but was not included for unknown reasons :(
• I Hate The Used Half-Baked Fleshlight Death of Angry Raped Youtube Poop Salad, F*ck I Don't Know
  • This filler was a combination of every YTP Jallerbo had made up to that point
• Derpy Hooves Suggests That The Viewer Should Perform Fallatio Whilst Mario Expresses His Distaste
  • Made for AngryBirdFan9's 2 second collab, a very good original collab that took lots of effort on his part
• BEAAAAAAVERRRR?!?!
  • Was originally made for "TheCaledioScope is a Brony" but was left out since it was already uploaded on its own
• DANECEPTION
  • Was originally made for "My Fair Carlton" which had a longer Dane Cook segment initially

Collaborations

jallerbo has hosted a few collaborations, including:

• The Ambience Collab (Complete)

The idea for this collab was to create an ambient-themed YTP. Participants could interpret "ambience" however they wanted.

• • Participants:
    • Tofucakecan
    • ManMonocle
    • FishTitan64
    • iamoutofideas1
    • SatanTits
    • TeeheeSamson
    • XxRobotChaoxX
    • Sid1325
    • robochao1
    • SeanTylerLAWL
    • Stretch11Poops
    • SarevolNahtanoj
    • theraz0redge
    • SaturdayNightCleaner
    • AlarmCopter
• The Complexity Collab (FAILED)

This collab was canceled by jailerbo cuz everyone who joined fucking sucked (mean boy (XDXDXDXD)) and none of the entries were really turning out the way jallercash wanted. Sor E

• The Humorless Collab (IN PROGRESS (JOIN PLZ (THANK)))

The theme of this brilliant ongoing collaboration is to,too, or two create a video that inspires a reaction other than laughter. Or something like that. Honestly, jallerbutt will probably cancel this because the entries either aren't that great or don't fit the theme.

Style

Being unfunny and making people mad, especially when jallerboi says the word "gay" ironically on chewiki.

Reception

jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply:

"wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".

Dislikes

Let's see, how about like nearly every fucking thing made in the last 2 years. The only people that still make good vids (in jallershit's fagulously gay opinion) are Austrock9080, Peskeh, That'sWhatYouCallClass,PoppleBanger, Cupoficewater1, and maybe a few other people that make like one video a year. Sub to them and do what they do plz, thankzzzzz

Preferred Software

• Sony Vegas 11
• Sony Vegas XI
• Sony Vegas Eleven
• Sony Vegas L. Evan
• Adobe After Effects CS6
• Angry Birds STAR WARS iPhone App
• Windows Explorer
• Gameboy Printer (I LOST THE CAMERA, SORRY BABE)
• The Shrekronomicon

Influences

jallerbo draws influence for YTPs from a variety of things, including:

• TimoteiLSD
• ChemistryGuy
• RevSecond
• JabberCash
• Deepercutt
• Dikeike
• Anything that jallerbo finds amusing, really
• Weed
• Alcohol
• Meth
• Depression
• Hornyness
• Schizophrenia

Achievements

• Worst YTPer
• Disappointment to family and peers
• Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
• Pissing everyone off
• Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
• Copied audio clips from other YTPs because jallerbo was too lazy to find them

Trivia

• jallerbo's name is commonly mispelled "Jallerbo" with a capital 'J'. This is however incorrect.
• jallerbo lives in Dallass (salad), Texas.
• jallerbo's birthday is 12/25/94.
• jallerbo is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, language, currency, transportation system, and instructional cardio workout video series on VHS.
• jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands
• jallerbo honestly hates pretty much 95% of all YTP made in the last year and a half.