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Power Rangers MEGAMEAT

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Description

Power Rangers MEGAMEAT is an ongoing Youtube Poop Duel "series", in which the source material used is Power Rangers Megaforce...which uses source material itself from Tensou Sentai Goseiger. There are two different stories told. In the Combuskenisawesomeverse the rangers attempt to save the world from a sort of evil alien group known as Warstar...when they're not fighting themselves, sending Earth to Hell, or trying to obtain their own nefarious ways. In the MAZZ0Murderverse the roles of the heroes and villains are switched. As such the MEGAMEAT Rangers are trying to destroy Earth while Warstar is trying to save it. All the same characters appear in both universes, but may have vastly different roles.

Characters

Rangers

  • Troy (MEGAMEAT Pink/Red)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Troy, all luck and no skill. He suffers from neuropathy and has very unusual dreams. Some of which are able to combat and defeat him. Troy is later seen training to be able to battle his dreams. He has been noted for his ability to think through situations...excessively. To the point where the number of enemies becomes overwhelming. The results can go either way, but he tends to wait until the enemies get bored and leave. Even more peculiar, he has run into a fourth wall of sorts as he once ran into an episode title causing the end of it to stick to him (D"). Troy starts to show a darker side of him as he cooks up a plan in which he is able to send Earth to hell. Shortly after this others seemingly become away of his evil presence, and can tell just by looking at him closely that they should not cross him, and must apologize profusely in the event they offend him.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Troy is the evil team leader of the MEGAMEAT rangers assembled by Earth's ancient evil, Gosei. Maybe the most psychotic of the rangers, he will do whatever it takes to destroy Earth. However, he has a fatal flaw in that he has severe short-term memory loss to the point where he can forget a situation in a second and open fire on his teammates, assuming them to be enemies. Creepox and Jordan are the only ones who seem to be truly bothered by this trait as Troy cannot remember either of their names. Jordan especially becomes frustrated by this as Troy tells him "you should be Jake" in Jake's absence, and later "You should be Robo-Jake Knight".


  • Jake (MEGAMEAT Pink/Black)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Jake, of boundless athletsiasm and enthusism, is mainly known for his pining after Gia and tendency to wind up flat on his back, prompting a double cry of concern from his fellow rangers. He doesn't believe in believing in oneself, but about muscles, which would explain his lack of battle skill.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Jake is the evil muscle of the MEGAMEAT rangers with an unsatiable bloodlust. He himself died during the battle with Virax, though he was eventually revived by Noah, at which point he murdered his temporary replacement and rejoined the team.


  • Gia (MEGAMEAT Pink/Yellow)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Gia is tense under pressure, and her existence is questionable, especially when Troy's power enables her existence state to constantly change.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Gia is a member of the MEGAMEAT rangers.


  • Noah (MEGAMEAT Pink/Blue)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Noah has a thirst for cum but he always gets the beef. He was in a brief sexual relationship with the monster Psychotick which ended when a tickle fight culminated in the poor guy growing giant and exploding while Delu-Knight did nothing to help.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Noah is the evil brains of the MEGAMEAT rangers. He has a close bond with Jake, having handled his ass and also working to revive his compatriot after an untimely death.


  • Emma (MEGAMEAT Yellow/Pink)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Emma is a very passive-aggressive ranger who dedicates herself to saying the right rude or mean thing at the right time. It is unknown whether this is natural of her or if she is continually upset at how Gosei made everyone except her the Pink Ranger when Pink is her favorite color. This is despite the quick evolution of the suits to match stock footage, where to the viewer, ironically, her yellow suit appears pink. However, even her mean ability has its limits, as the skill couldn't stop Troy from warping her to joining his plan to destroy Earth by contributing her deadly singing.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Emma is a member of the MEGAMEAT rangers. She has a terrible, cacophonous voice, and was one of the first people for Troy to forget about and attack.


  • Delu-Knight/Robo-Jordan Knight

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Delu-Knight is a robotic warrior born when toxic chemical fumes cause the rangers to hallucinate and the delusion power concentrate became channeled through Troy's dream/reality melding ability. He is shown to be rather sudden to attack but ultimately naive.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Robo-Jordan Knight, or Jordan is a cyborg Gosei created from the remains of Jordan following his death at the hands of Jake. Prior to becoming a drafted robot, he was a drafted ranger (MEGAMEAT Black a.k.a. The Other Ranger a.k.a. The Toaster Ranger), with his popularity scheme of pretending to be a ranger backfiring when he was given the MEGAMEAT Black powers to replace the recently deceased Jake. He has a fear of axes due to it being the murder weapon Jake used on him.

Warstar

  • Admiral Malkor
  • Vrak
  • Creepox
  • Mr. Burley (MEGAVEGGIE) (MAZZ0Murderverse)

Others

  • Ernie
  • Mr. Burley (Combuskenisawesomeverse
  • Bus Driver
  • Jordan
  • Gosei
  • Tensou
  • Hot Dog Vendor
  • Constructor Worker

Episodes

Combuskenisawesomeverse

  • MEGAMEAT 01- DREAMLAND GOES NUTS; GET OFF THE BUS, TROY!
  • MEGAMEAT 02- GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY! JAKE UNLEASHES HIS SNAKE.
  • MEGAMEAT 03- LIFE IS BUT A GAME; BE CAREFUL, NOAH!
  • MEGAMEAT 04- DREAMING OF A MEDIUM-RARE RANGER; TROY GOES TUBTHUMPING!
  • MEGAMEAT 05- A FATEFUL MEATING; THE BALEFUL BALLAD OF BEEZARA!
  • MEGAMEAT 06- DlSNEY RETURNS! TROY GETS SICK OF OUR WORLD!
  • MEGAMEAT 07- CREEPOX'S SACRIFICE; THE RESURRECTION OF EARTH
  • MEGAMEAT 08- THE IMAGINED THREAT! GIA'S QUESTIONABLE EXISTENCE
  • MEGAMEAT 09- THE MACHINATIONS OF TROY; PLAN TWO FROM OUTER SPACE!

MAZZ0Murderverse

  • MEGAMEAT 01- MEGAMEAT ATTACKS! SAVE US WARSTAR!
  • MEGAMEAT 02: REMEMBER US TROY! WARSTAR GAINS THE UPPERHAND!
  • MEGAMEAT 03: MEGAMEAT'S MASSACRE! STOP THEM, VIRAX!
  • MEGAMEAT 04: FLYING RIDER KICK! A NEW RANGER IS BORN!
  • MEGAMEAT 05: GOSEI'S SAUCE UNLEASHED! WARSTAR LOSES GROUND!
  • MEGAMEAT 06: THE GREAT CACOPHONY! EMMA'S TERRIBLE VOICE!
  • MEGAMEAT 07: HEROIC BATTLE! TRAGIC LOSS FOR EARTH'S DEFENDERS!
  • MEGAMEAT 08: STRUGGLE FOR POWER! TWO RANGER AWAKEN!
  • MEGAMEAT 09: ¡NO COMPRENDE! ROBO-JORDAN FEARS THE AXE!

Playlist of rounds