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Jallerbo
History
Once upon a time in the land of sunshine and allegedly bloody dildoes, a humble boy by the name of jallerbo Bojallerson was born out of the blood of the deceased god Hades and one egg of a female horse known by the name of Count Woonais Nightmarius Centariustia. However, soon after birth, this child would take the form of a bluish-grey horse with a golden mane. Out of spite for this atrocity to his line, Hades ordered Count Woonais to be imprisoned in the Moon Goddess's realm, and he then threw the newborn horse to the Earth. Despite falling thousands of feet and colliding with the ground, the child survived with little more than a mild case of cross eye. This child would be raised by Sir Pickles Brandinus Charlius Roho and his queen, Beth. Upon reaching the 10th grade, the boy/horse/child known as jallerbo would discover a grave impending sense of boredom which could only be remedied by searching for random things on the educational medium known as "Utub". One day after typing the word "poop" in the search bar, jallerbo discovered a video known as "Aladdin Commits Suicide". For the next year, jallerbo continued to watch atrocious videos of this nature, having discovered that this particular form of decadence was referred to as "YouTube Poop". Then after having studied this horrendous abomination for a year, jallerbo decided that it was time for him to indulge in the creation of these videos himself. And thus, jallerbo was reborn.
First Poop Seen
Aladdin Commits Suicide
First Poop Made
Technically the first one I made didn't have a name, and I didn't upload it until way later, but the first one I ever uploaded is cleverly and originally titled "A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I don't know"
Style
i have no idea, i just edit stuf until i think its funny
Reception
jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply, "wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".
Dislikes
Everything, jallerbo even dislikes disliking things.
Preferred Software
- Sony Vegas 11
- Sony Vegas XI
- Sony Vegas Eleven
- Sony Vegas L. Evan
- Dildo Factory 3
- Suck My Dick
- jk69lolXD
Influences
- Weed
- Alcohol
- Meth
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- Neil Patrick Harris
- any ytper i liek i dunno
Achievements
- Worst YTPer
- Disappointment to family and peers
- Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
- Pissing everyone off
- Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
- Copied some of TimoteiLSD's audio clips because jallerbo was too lazy to find them
Trivia
- jallerbo's name is commonly mispelled "Jallerbo" with a capital 'J'. This is however incorrect.
- jallerbo lives in Dallas, Texas.
- jallerbo bought two new shirts recently, one of them is a cute maroon long sleeve thermal, and the other one is a grey double sleeve v-neck with a skull on the front. jallerbo would have gotten a new pair of jeans, but the only cute ones were all the wrong sizes or cost too much.
- jallerbo is in fact a flaming heterosexual
- It is highly debated whether or not this sentence's topic is debated
- i love you
