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Doctor Who

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One of the greatest TV shows ever made - FACT!

It started in 1963, and was just as awesome back then, if not more.

Who has played the Doctor?

In order of first to last:

  • William Hartnell (1963–1966)

Hartnell's Doctor was not a mountain goat, he preferred walking to anyday and he hated climbing. If you don't follow his advice you may become a burnt cinder floating around in Spain.

  • Patrick Troughton (1966–1969)

Troughton's Doctor was the priest that got pinned to the ground in the Omen. He also advised people against polishing floors and putting rugs on them, because that would be like setting a mantrap, you know.

  • Jon Pertwee (1970–1974)

Pertwee's Doctor sometimes went by the name "Worzel Gummidge". He was a very Spotty man.

  • Tom Baker (1974–1981)

Tom Baker's Doctor had a second career as the narrator of a ton of commercials and Little Britain.

  • Peter Davison (1982–1984)

Peter Davison is of no relation to the Formula One driver of a completely different name.

  • Colin Baker (1984–1986)

Colin Baker never actually played the Doctor, just look at a recent picture of him, there's no way it's the same guy!

  • Sylvester McCoy (1987–1989, 1996)

Sylvester McCoy's Doctor decided to give up time travelling and instead locked himself away in a small flat in Glasgow, where he stayed for 40-odd years before he had to move to another flat. Might still actually be there.

  • Paul McGann (1996)

No-one knows how McGann's Doctor regenerated, but it may have been the result of a bizaire accident involving a television set and a packet of Cream Crackers.

  • Christopher Eccleston (2005)

Eccleston's Doctor was based on Wallace from the Wallace and Gromit films.

  • David Tennant (2005–present)

The first Doctor actor to be named after an alcoholic drink.

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