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Ampithecat
Ampithecat has contributed at least one article to the YouChew front page.
In brief
Ampithecat (prefers to be one word) is considered by some to be a fairly decent pooper. He is far from having fanboys, let alone fans, and he's far from being a respected member of the community but... that's it.
History
Once upon a time there was a lonely teenaged middle schooler named Max. He was so bored one day, he was surfing the Internet and discovered this great thing called "Youtube Poop." It was the greatest thing ever! Who would have guessed that remixing old cartoons from the 1990's to make them "funny" would be the greatest influence on his life?
He couldn't stop watching this "poop" but one day he encountered a poop that was flagged by some stereotypical soccer mom who hates everything and in order to watch that "poop," he had to make an account on Youtube. He wanted to name his Youtube account after his beloved cat, Amplitude, or Ampi for short. Well, the names "Amplitude" and "Ampi" were taken, and Max hated accounts with numbers in the name, so he went for the next best thing and named his account "Ampithecat."
It wasn't long before he introduced the world of Youtube Poop to his very few friends at school. Shortly after, two of his friends made Youtube accounts named "yulond" and "Darcowalways." Max and Darcowalways have been friends since sixth grade, but there was growing tension between the two. Max became increasingly vulgar and insensitive, and Darcowalways increasingly became a hypocrite. After all, nobody likes someone who tells you not to say the word "fuck" yet uses it himself.
Where was I? Oh yes, more satire.
One day, Max noticed that there were a growing number of poops that weren't remixes and more blatant ear rape. After doing some research, he stumbled upon the community of YouChewPoop. After doing even more research, he learned that they were the ones who have been making these "non-funny ear rape poops" and he was mad. So mad that he wanted to uhh... eat... a bomb. Maybe Morshu would sell him some if he had enough rubies.
Max made a video that expressed his hatred towards this "YouChewPoop" forum, and to his surprise (or not) he was greeted when he got home from his trip to New York with several death threats. After doing, yet even more research, he found out meiosis was the process of making gametes. Also that this YouChewPoop community wasn't as bad as he thought.
After being greeted with more death threats, he eventually made friends with the people at this forum. Max made a lot of new friends, and even if he has never met them in real life, they weren't the throwaway friends you find on Myspace, they were people who he could relate to. No, he's not going to meet someone off the Internet and get raped, but who else does he show his vulgar sense of humor and not get detention for saying lovely words such as "fucktard" or "shitface?"
Remember Darcowalways? Yeah, they're no longer friends. Good riddance.
The End!
First poop seen
GANON HATES GRATING CHEESE by MrSimonAlt/electricthecheese
First poop made
Link and the King cause 9/11 (Part one)
The original was removed to extremely poor reviews, and was eventually lost forever as he got a new computer, but he recreated it and uploaded it using almost exactly the same jokes and voice over clips.
Style
He now makes traditional poops, but still wants to make WMM sentence mixing poops.
Preferred Sources
He doesn't really stick to some sources, but he usually likes to poop things he hates, as part of the fun for him in pooping something is insulting something he hates. Though some people take pooping something as a compliment.
Prefered Tech
Vegas for most of his stuff now, as it's better than WMM in every way, except for rendering times, so he uses WMM for simple projects that only take a few minutes to complete.
Dislikes
- Memes like Sparta, Mama Luigi, and WTF BOOM.
Reception
As of now, he has 116 subscribers, and he appears to be well liked by most of the people he knows at YCP.
Criticism
- He used to be considered an annoying attention whore, but mostly everyone (except for like, Miss10, but she never forgives anyone) is over that. After he came back (olo came back) from a break from the forums, he has a better understanding of how to act there.
Achievements
- He was the first person to get a Ratatoing DVD and upload it to Youtube, thus being praised by WalrusGuy and WalrusGuy fanboys. He finds it annoying that Ratatoing (Part 1) is his second most video (after a really stupid video of King Harkinian saying "I SHIT IN THE MORNING" for like, three minutes.)
In Real Life
None really, as he doesn't know anybody in real life who makes poops.
Influences
- WalrusGuy
- Deepercutt
- MTB710
- PoopSwedishGuy
- JeffLindbom
- Zacheatscrackers
- Domorato
...among others that he probably forgot about.
Fans
Most of his fans are WalrusGuy fanboys who are praising and subscribing to him because he uploaded Ratatoing.
Other Information
Sheesh, typing in third person is hard. I'm just going to use first person for this part.
Trivia
- He actively plays RuneScape, though doesn't really care what other people think about the game.
- In real life, he likes to annoy and confuse people by using overused AIDS quotes like "You Want It?" "Squadalah!" and "Dinner."
