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Fred Flintstone
This article is filed under Characters.Fred Flintstone is the main character from the 1960s TV series The Flintstones. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor Barney Rubble. At one time the mascot for Hanna-Barbera and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by Scooby-Doo and now only stars in cereal commercials. Oh, and he has a speech impediment and is said to look like a big penis, despite his rumored lack of one.
Likes
- Bowling
- Shooting Pool
- Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants.
- Harebrained Schemes
- Betting on things.
- Barney
- Pebbles
- The Great Gazoo (Secretly.)
- Wilma
- The Jetsons
- Dino
- Winston Cigarettes
Dislikes
- His mother-in-law.
- When Barney steals his breakfast.
- Traffic Jams
- Blooreguard Q. Kazoo
- The Great Gazoo
Quotes
- "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"
- "Barney, My Pebbles!!"
- "I'm Mr. Smart Guy."
- "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!"
- "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!"
- "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should."
- "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫"
Trivia
- He's the only man to live in the past, the present, and the future, but not all three at the same time.
- He somehow found a way to be frozen near Billy's house. Billy, Mandy, and Grim somehow found a way to unthaw him. Billy, however, made him be called "Jake Steel", which he hates.
- He only smokes Winston's cigarettes.
