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Alfred R. Khan

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Alfred R. Khan, better known as Al Khan (or by Captain Kirk, known as KHAN!!!),is the president of the much-hated but actually misunderstood television company 4Kids. He works with his 3 henchmen, Roger Slifer, Frank Frankson, and Amy Birnbaum, dubbing anime shows badly goodly. He is also hated and misunderstood by the masses. People claim to hate him for his so-called destruction of countless anime shows (though in all honesty, 4Kids makes anime poop worthy), and also because they think he believes children cannot read and possess no interest in reading, and that Japan is over. Of course, these people, who have have even gone so far as to label him as "Satan's boss" despite the fact that the position actually belongs to the Superdevil, are really anti-Americans who want the terrorists to win the war going on. NintendoMax, however, knows he is really just misunderstood.