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Vince Offer

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Vince Offer is a comedian turned television salesman dressed like a Scout, well-known for his advertisements for ShamWow and the Slap Chop

About

He is a pitchman, and has pointed out the numerous qualities of the legendary ShamWow (which is made in Germany). He also has a fascination with his nuts.

He is no longer a threat to Billy Mays as he has been arrested for beating up a prostitute. (Though if she got herself an STD, then I say that the bitch deserved it.)

Quotes

  • "You're gonna love my nuts."
  • "You'll be saying "wow" every time."
  • "You followin' me cameraguy?"
  • "Wow... Wet."
  • "You know the Germans make good stuff."
  • "Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!"
  • "Hi, it's Vince with the Slap Chop."