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Fred Phelps

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God hates America, vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.


Things done for humanity

Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped Ganon many a time and has slain many a Vice President. He will also be in the upcoming Terminator movie.

He also looks pretty ridiculous in that windbreaker.

Trivia

  • Every person who dies splits Hell wide open.
  • Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR.
  • He wants free popcorn.
  • UR GONNA EAT YER BABIES.
  • Every problem in America is due to buttsex.