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Princess Zelda
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Zelda is the daughter of the King of Hyrule. She worries about her father, and constantly seeks Impa for guidance. She can play the flute, terribly, smashing golems, using power gloves, and laughing in a disturbing manner.
She once brought light to Ganon's lair. But she was given a Bolt3 to the face, in anger, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a book.
Zelda is unfortunately, one of the homelier females of Hyrule, due to her "small breast size" and annoying voice.
