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BigMarioandTailsfan

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BigMarioandTailsfan

History

I started pooping around the end of June, after

watching Calculate900's "How to make a Youtube Poop

(WMM) guide. I knew I had WMM, but I never used it.

So I started it up, and downloaded the CD-I clips off

Quebec Gamers, and started working on my first poop,

with a little help from Calculate. Soon I was done, but

kind of nervous on how the outcome would be, but I

got applause from people, so I went on. Youtube

Poops are funny, but also are fun to make. People

think it's a screwed up rule breaking video. I think it's

kind of like art. You rearrange it to make a new video

that's strange, yet funny and entertaining to people.

My channel icon and icon on the YTP forums. I found it hilarious. Credit to Nintenerd.

Finding Youtube Poop

A Day on Nsider

Nsider, known as the official forums of Nintendo. One

day, I was looking around the Mario board when a

thread popped up called "Funny Hotel Mario Videos".

Inside, there were links to IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS

by SuperYoshi, LOTSA LOUD SPAGHETTI by 1upclock,

the ALL TOASTERS TOAST CLIP, and a couple more.

Then there was an others section, with videos by

Dvariano. I immediately bookmarked them and watched

them many times. The thread ended up getting deleted

unfortunately, but then I posted a thread with

Dvariano's poops in it.

Searching for Poop

Finally, while I was looking around for Link: Faces of

Evil cutscenes, I stumbled across That Was Swell by

GirlaPH. I noticed in the title, there was Youtube Poop.

First I was confused. Youtube POOP? What does that

mean? I liked the video, so I searched for others. I

laughed hard at most of them. I would look at YTP

almost every day to get some laughs.

Making Poop

After a year, I found Calculate900's Youtube Poop

guide for WMM. I immediately joined so I could upload

my poop when I was done with it. I downloaded the

clips, opened WMM, and started making what I'm here

for. Youtube Poop.

Poops

List of Poops

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Pinching powers ACTIVATE

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQwpW9GtE44 I'M

GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF]

My first poop ever. I tried making a CD-I poop first,

and ended out being better than expected. The king

lost his stuff, Impa dies, Link randomly appears, and

Impa is eaten, with a special bonus at the end.

MAMA LUIGI MAKES RANDOM RAVES (Part 1 and

2)

Was a test with raves. I removed it because it was

stupid, and no one really liked it, except some of my

friends. You'll never see it again though :P

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cJ9XuNMw5w THE

CD-I WORLD GOES INSANE (CD-I MADNESS)]

My second poop. More CD-I. Just messing around with

the jokes and having fun. Was one of my most popular

poops. Not anymore though, it was though. A little

SMW at the end, but nothing much.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mhvm9e485o

EVIL, DYING, JEALOUSY, AND INSTRUCTION BOOKS]

More CD-I fun. I was still messing around with the CD-I.

I was getting ready to start pooping more Super Mario

World soon. It was a lot of fun to make.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR0mQEN2F6U

GANON AND HIS BIRDS ARE SINGING]

Wizardheimer appears in this story about Ganon's

greatest secret, Beeswax going insane, freezing

fountains and water of life, and lots of Yoshi chasing.

And a Oogtar + Piranha Plant rape scene.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh2n8C60Bpg

THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 1)]

The first part of THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW, and one

of my most popular poops. The illegal guy is an

annoying cunt who won't stop pointing out the

obvious. ILLEGAL THINGS. Robotnik just stands there

laughing. And fucking Bowser and his fucking Faces of

Evil take over Hyrule, so gay Mario and Luigi go after

him.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWulntlOOpw

VOLCANICITY (Updated Version)]

First attempt at a Volvic poop. I might make a final

version because I was planning on using the Birds

Volvic commercial for this, but I ended up improvising.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqyFM6dvIwg THIS

IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 2)]

Part two of TIIYK. Mama Luigi takes action, and Ganon

is just a freaking asshole. KoriDIE is a fun place to live.

Guest stars include MORTAL KOMBAT, and my cloud.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahrvzTX2ueg

MAMA LUIGI IS AFRAID OF DOLPHINS]

A poop I had in mind ever since after I made my first

one. More Mortal Kombat and Sexyback included.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KisfVH0MOPo

OOGTAR RISES FROM THE DEAD]

Oogtar stars in a Wizardheimer and Cave Christmas

poop where he is pretty much humiliated until he ends

up being killed by rape and AIDS. They just laugh.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyC516cucuc THIS

IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 3)]

Part 3. The worst part. I was attacked by a Michael

Jackson fanatic. He posted like 5 times about how my

video sucked and I needed to use Michael Jackson

songs. Meh.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrcfWdvxgkE WE

CAN BOMB DODONGOS ANY TIME WE TALK (Part 1)]

Inspired by Deepercutt's the true power of Rock Tv,

Link has a problem. His magic wand is gone, so he

can't bomb dodongos! Dodongo Dong comes along

with Dodongo TV, a scam to turn everyone's brains to

mashed potatos.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLI9ydP_UAI WE

CAN BOMB DODONGOS ANY TIME WE TALK (Part 2)]

The final part of WCBDATWT. Yoshi ends up stopping

Dodongo Dong with giant blocks. Hoorah. And Bees,

lots and lots of bees. NO NOT THE BEES. THEY'RE IN

MY EYES.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8S21Vk49aQ

YOSHI KEEP RUNNING]

A one liner video. Made out of boredom.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1k-BYv0xdk DIET

TANGO]

A response to Mr. Simon's Diet Tango commercial

video. Robotnik has a fight with the Diet Tango voice

with lots of bacon thrown in the side. I thought so.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXBahepbBCM

LINK STEALS THE WATER OF LIFE]

My most popular poop at the moment. My first poop

with Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0 too. Link steals the

water of life, and starts a fad, and Mario has to stop

him on fuckmas by tricking him.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVDGe1aGP0 THE

SECRET POOP]

A private poop I hid for no reason. I switched it to

Public later.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovn6cysUw40

YOU LOSE CREDIT]

A poop using the new CD-I clips. Also using new

effects.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20bfa4aMwxg THE

WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 1)]

More Super Mario World. Mario and his friends can't

get his fucking name right. It's

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZARDHEIMER.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMzewYZUGNs

GWONAM THE GENIE SCARES DOOPLISS]

Doopliss is a freak in a sheet who is afraid of

Gwonam's blessings of cum, so he just runs around

like some guy who got his eyes stabbed.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5cbo--

gM2I&mode=user&search= X Teaser Trailer]

A teaser of the YTP movie I'm making.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vovQmZKsFw0

MAMA LUIGI WHEEZES FOR ONE MINUTE]

I was bored. Very bored.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-s-CXQyC64 THE

WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 2)]

Part 2. They still keep getting WIIIIIIIIIZARDHEIMER'S

name wrong, more Yoshi chase scenes, rape,

dungeons of haunted houses, and even more.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD3Irgnc_7Y

EYEM KNOT TUCHENG U!]

A reply to the DIS IS A VOL-CAY-NO fad.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyb7JvZpPUM THE

WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 3)]

The final part. Yoshi and Oogtar battle the evil cave

christmas caterpillar in an epic ending to a story so

much more epic than Halo, you will scream with joy.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y-QteC6GjU

HMMM, THE TRAIN IS LATE]

Mr. Simon poop reference olol. I was bored that day.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V480fSge_ys

MAMA FIREPLANT IS A PEDOPHILE]

[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2ou86_ma

ma-fireplant-is-a-pedophile_fun Dailymotion Link]

My friend toadomos suggested I do a Fire Sale poop

because it wasn't pooped much, so I did. I think it came

out pretty well. Mama Fireplant's true origins are

revealed after a rape.

MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3dmHDLpck X

Preview]

[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2oub0_x-

preview_fun Dailymotion Link]

Preview of X Part 1.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-e5ZNmkoMo GO

OUT WITH A BANG!]

[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2oud6_go

-out-with-a-bang_fun Dailymotion Link]

Mr. Simon hated it. That caused Sonic to go out with a

bang and tables to start turning.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU_uK0pSl8w

YTPContest - SuperNinbendo vs. BMATF - I DON'T LIKE

THIS ANYMORE SONIC (IDLTAS)]

[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2oug6_ytp

contest-superninbendo-vs-bmatf-i_fun Dailymotion

Link]

My entry for the contest against Ninbendo and

Tangerine. It was a draw.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1FDU-xODrM

DINNER ATTACKS]

[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2owrz_din

ner-attacks_fun Dailymotion Link]

A bunch of Dinner and breakfast jokes I came up with. I

was bored again.

MAMA LUIGI SURE TURNED THE TABLES ON SONIC!

The 30 second clip I sent to Calculate900 for Poopers

Unite!

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVJCHO0IagE

CONSIDER YOURSELF DEBROTHERIZED (Part 1)]

[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2pwnv_con

sider-yourself-debrotherized-par_fun Dailymotion

Link]

Inspired by dvariano's Wizardheimer's Revenge, Mario

drives Luigi away.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TqGTYpUTwc MR

KRABS HATES THE GERMAN TMNT INTRO]

[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2qtdk_mr

-krabs-hates-the-german-tmnt-intr_fun Dailymotion

Link]

Using the hilarious Mr. Krabs clip and the German

TMNT intro, I got this.

Youtube and Dailymotion Account Links

[http://www.youtube.com/profile?

user=BigMarioandTailsfan Youtube Account]

[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF Dailymotion

Account]

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DIS IZ ILLEGAL U KNO

Upcoming Poops

Poops That Will Be Made

HACKERS ON STEROIDS

CONSIDER YOURSELF DEBROTHERIZED (Parts 2, 3,

and 4 if there needs to be one)

X

I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU

GAY PEOPLE CHASE LINK

Poops I'm thinking about

VAWOOOOM

Trivia

  • I'm obsessed with the mr krabs clip.
  • Stegblob owns the moon, and that other guy may own

Jupiter, but I own the sun, which is Robotnik.

  • I am weird.
  • KingNecroPope may kill me.
  • I have 35 subscribers, and 26 friends.
  • My name is Steven.

Personality

I'm usually kind of weird, but I'm pretty fun to talk to if

I'm in a good mood. Find me in a bad mood, and I

won't be happy D:

Personal Info

Name: Steven

Age: 15 (I may have registered as 18 on YTP, I did

that on Youtube to bypass the 18+ warnings, so

change that if you can)

Country: USA

Interests: Bagels. I love Dunken Donuts.

Job: Scrubbing Dr. Rabbit's ASS

Influences

mrSimonalt, girlaph, Calculate900, Deepercutt, JezMM,

SuperYoshi, 1upclock, KingNecroPope, dvariano, and

more.

This article on me deserves a ten.