User:Masterofpuppies91

Origin.

One day an innocent little boy was using the computer in class instead of designing his whatchamacallit. He came upon YouTube purely by accident one day and saw something INSANE. It was a movie called "Kill vega clip" (a movie he hasn't found since). It was the first instance he'd ever seen of something so incredibly AWFUL...and that wasn't even the worst part.

Baddity.

His corruption already well established, the boy came across a video featuring a convulsed Mario and drunk Yoshi. But, to his horror, someone else's face flashed upon the screen...Gwonam! "AHHH" muttered the boy.(He was in class, dolt.)

His faher was on YouTube Poop.

The boy thought about it real hard, and realized that his father disliked talking about his past. Whenever he asked, the boy was administered spankings by The Map, Gwonam's...accomplice? I dunno what to call it. Let's say that The Map was Gwonam's wife. Yeah, that'll work. Anyways, it was like seeing his parents in a porn flick, only vastly worse: Gwonam once said, in a drunken stupor,

*Slurred*" Everything has gone wrong in my life. Its like *hic* I've been Murphy's bitch or something. Ya know, Murphy's Law? Anyways, yeah, the only-*retching, splattering* Sorry. The only *hic* thing that can go to make this bad worse to a state of BADDITY is if some nerd makes *hic* a stupid video with me in it talking about stuff, maps, and Haddaway's What Is Love. Yeah, that will drive me to severe postpartum depression. And stay away from myspace, it's for teenagers with too much free time that they *hic* could spend enriching their pimps."

The boy had no idea what it meant, but he understood now. He would never speak to his father ever again. He became committed to making YTP. For like a week, then his homework began to rape him so he stopped. His genius ends at just two YTP, but he says he's doing one right now, including the one he promised to the King of Retards, who has a Mario fetish. (Haha, couldn't resist.) But whatever. The fact of the matter is, he's Gwonam's son, and we should TOTALLY bag on him! Wait do people still say that? "Bag on his ass"? Well, excuse me for trying to establish some street cred, holmes.

And just what is the identity of Gwonam's son? Well, if you've been asking yourself this whole time who Gwonam is (MORON), then he's the wizard. And Gwonam's son? Well, he's not me. Duh.

And SQUADALA is a summon for a dinner of lotsa spaghetti. He just though it would make his THEN wife Impa laugh.

About Gwonam's Son

He likes rock. Metal is good. Ska and rockabilly is pretty good. Pretty much anything. But he also likes the Smiths, so maybe he's not as cool as we thought. But he likes the Adolescents and the Sword. So he must be doing something right. And metal, of course, but you already knew that. Did I mention metal?

He's short.

He has hair that makes people call him "Miss" when waiting in line at McDonald's. And it annoys him to the point where he SQUADALAs their dumb asses. Look, he has no boobs! Why would you call him "Miss", you jerk?

He is probably smarter than any human in existence except for Kelsey Grammer. Anyone else who is smarter is probably a better-designed android who is faking being a human becaus he is insecure. Or she, I'm not sexist.

He should be doing his homework but is doing this instead.

He has all the time in the world for anyone except Mama Luigi. (They had a little spat.)

He borrows the wizard's magic carpet sometimes and once drove it home with spinners, a sound system, and bottles of Nitrous, all of which the wizard promptly snorted. "Go get some more, and be quick! Here, is, THE MAP."

Trivial Trivia

1. The masterofpuppies doesn't like to admit it, but his name was a typo, a fallacy which has stained the hands of a certain Johnny. So thanks, ass.

2. He constantly talks with repetition. He'll be like, "Hey dididididididid you do the hohomework?" Because he's stupid.

3. He sometimes travels to the moon, but only goes when the King is having one of his "MAH BOI" episodes...that way, he's got plenty of time.

4. His ears will never bleed, even after listening to Dethklok, Mama Luigi, and Freakazoid simultaneously. Yeah, he's that cool. Also, he has not thrown up since ever. However, if you scare him, he will kick your ass and then cry in the corner.

5. Once, he got drunk with YOUR FACE and the two got into an argument and then he found and ugly stick and began to beat YOUR FACE with it. That is the reason YOUR FACE must DIE. Also, that it is ugly.

6. Gwonam is really a prick in real life. The Map, however, is a saint.

7. Mama Luigi almost killed him because he made a parody about him and everyone saw it and was all lyk DAMN you gonna let him get away wit dat? and Mama Luigi was all Hellz naw, BOI lemme at im and the masterofpuppies had to run for dear life so as to not end up his lover for all eternity.

8. He doesn't like ghosts. They make him feel scared, an emotion supposedly not present in androids but I suppose it is in this case.