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Jelly Shades

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

In Brief

Norwegian from Norwegia!

History

13 BILLION YEARS AGO, SATAN CAME TO ME.

HIS EYES SCANNED MY BODY WITH GLITTER AND GLEE.

I CONSIDERED HIM MY CUZ, BUT WHAT A DAY IT WAS.

WITH FIRE BRIMMING FROM HIS FINGER TIPS, AND CIRCLED ME, AND YELLED TO THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

ARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!

AND THEN I BECAME FUCKING PUNK

NOW I'M HER ON EARTH, WITH A SCORPION ON JUPITER TURF

A POLYTHEISTIC HORNET

SOME BRITISH KID

AND NOW...NOW...

IM A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

First poop made

How is anyone supposed to remember that?

Style

Oh my god you people are so pretentious


Preferred Sources

  • Music videos
  • Homemade sources
  • Snuff films
  • Australia

Preferred Methods

  • Slapping
  • Distortion
  • Jodling
  • Bit crushing
  • Sampling
  • Scratching
  • Polygons
  • Coil Technique
  • Spanish style picking
  • Sawtooth bending
  • Blending using a hard brush
  • Layer mode set to multiply
  • Dissing (mostly towards other YTPers)
  • Snuff films
  • Free-aim
  • Growling
  • Wah-wah/phaser

Preferred Software

Likes

  • Goats
  • Fish
  • Potatoes
  • Baphomet
  • Sculpting
  • Drawing
  • Art
  • Pink Floyd
  • Aphex Twin
  • Pizza
  • Pasta
  • Raviolo
  • Italian food
  • Chinese food
  • Indian food
  • Johnny Cash
  • Roland TB-303
  • Bass guitars
  • Ferraris
  • Analord
  • Old guns
  • New guns
  • The Dead Kennedys
  • Keyboard solos
  • Primus - Is It Luck
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Old Japanese Sports cars
  • PS3
  • Xbox 360
  • Xbox
  • PS2
  • Computers
  • Multicom
  • PS1
  • Airplanes
  • DJs
  • Hot dogs
  • Squarepusher - Hello Meow
  • GTA Online
  • GTA IV and V
  • GTA IV Multiplayer
  • Halo 9
  • Halo TV series
  • Snuff films
  • Infected Mushroom
  • Freestyle bass
  • Video games
  • Punk
  • Cross dressing
  • Spaghetti
  • Eating out
  • Birds
  • Dualshock controller
  • Wah-wah pedal
  • Guitar amps
  • Fresh asphalt
  • Rain
  • Experimental
  • LJN
  • Dancing
  • Strenght
  • Rockstar Games
  • CJ from Grove Street
  • Joke glasses
  • Synthesizers
  • Vintage synthesizers
  • New synthesizers
  • Experiment synthesizers
  • Homemade synthesizers
  • Prototype synthesizers
  • Half-Life
  • Half-Life 2
  • Sweden
  • America
  • Israel
  • Piano
  • Beethoven
  • Google
  • Wagner
  • Guns
  • Joysticks
  • Pink Floyd - How I wish you were here
  • God sims
  • Logitech
  • Boomerangs
  • Denim pants
  • Leather jackets
  • My dog, Lightning
  • My cat, Stockings
  • My other cat, Rosa
  • HTML
  • Anatomy
  • Fires
  • Stylus
  • Wacom
  • Neat markers
  • Strong computers
  • Ushankas
  • Vitamins
  • Tea
  • Soda
  • My tablet, a Wacom Cintiq 24HD
  • South African accents
  • D-pad
  • My bed
  • ZBrush
  • Clay
  • Sycra Yasin
  • Religions/Religious history
  • My flatscreen TV
  • Music

Dislikes

  • Pretentious people
  • Nintendo
  • Bad hardware
  • Shitty artists that are only popular because they draw porn
  • Good artists that are only popular because they draw porn
  • TheAmazingAtheist
  • Cynics
  • Twitter fags
  • NASCAR
  • Confederate Flags
  • Attention whores
  • Perverts

Reception

Even though his YouTube poops are long lost, he is still considered one of the most influential and pioneering YouTube Pooper to this date, often considered the grandfather of modern YouTube Poop. In his career, he received over 14 awards and was publicly assaulted on stage by jealous YouTube Poopers and haters who disproved of a source he used in a video.

Criticism

Jelly was appreciated by many, he was often the victim of source-bashing and jealousy.

Achievements

  • Introduced new methods and techniques that were ahead of their time
  • Sparked a lot of controversy
  • First cross dressing YTPer alive
  • Still holds the world record for most awards

Associates

In Real Life

Online

Influences

  • Mike Matei
  • Jaakko Järvinen
  • Yung Scorpion
  • Eclectick Styrofoam
  • Sycra Yasin
  • IGSRJ
  • Richard D James
  • Satan
  • All you real people out there

Fans

Other Information

Trivia

Links

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