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Jokemasterslifer
In brief
As of 2013 he's an angsty teenager who hates 70% of the world.
History
-In his mind-
Born in 1672, he's an immortal assassin who has pulled off hits on politicians, businessmen, and Nicolas Cage. He owns an arsenal of Russian made weapons and enough ammunition to start World War 3.
-In reality-
He started using the Internet as a stupid 12 year old and over the course of 5 years said/done ridiculously stupid shit. He's currently a teenager that yells at people over the Internet, used to make horrible videos, and likes socialism despite knowing extremely little about it, because the aspects he knows sound nice.
First poop seen
A Week at the Office With George and Alan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs
First poop made
George Volcano's Bad Day (thrown into a sack weighed down with a cement block and thrown into Cocytus)
Likes
30% of the world
Guns
Dogs
His gay online lover
Dislikes
70% of the world
Deluded people who talk about conspiracies and call other people "sheeple" for being sensible.
99% of rednecks
A lot of women.
AWPs
Reception
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Criticism
He was a dumbass when he was younger and in some ways still is.
Achievements
What?
Other Information
He lives on 666 West Rape Boulevard in Fuckedup, IN
Trivia
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Links
His horrid channel that may or may not have one last video made as of 2013: http://www.youtube.com/user/jokemasterslifer
