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Google is a company that turned to shit in 2006 when it bought Youtube. Since Google bought Youtube, Videos by people have been taken off the site by companies because of gay Copyright laws.

Youtube

In early 2006, Google bought Youtube for over nine thousand dollars. This made a lot of people sad since they could not upload videos that have copyrighted material in them (like movies or songs). If they did, their User Account on Youtube would most likely be banned

WMG Crisis

Faggots at WMG (Warner Music Group) discovered that people were uploading copyrighted music without permission of record companies. Since they could not agree to proper terms and service at Youtube or something, WMG decided to ignore the fair use copyright law and they began to Mute videos, by disabling the audio to them. Causing the videos to be pointlessly ruined. This affects Youtube Poop since lots of people are getting their videos removed by WMG.

AudioSwap

Audioswap was introduced to Youtube after people were uploading too much copyrighted music or something. It allows you to upload non copyrighted music to your video, or music that has been allowed by Google, but it allows only shitty gay bands that no one has probably ever heard of. The Audioswap feature also blocks out the original sound to your video, so instead of a funny Youtube Poop you get this shitty song playing over the video if your clip has been muted by WMG. Fags.

Other Programs by Google

  • Google.com - a shitty search engine that could lead to dissatisfying search results to something you may type in.
  • Google Earth - a program for perverted fucks to look around streets or cities in different countries. You can even see my house on Google Earth, but I'm not telling you where it is.
  • Google Chrome - a shitty web browser that often frequently crashes on websites like Facebook, Youtube, YouChewPoop, and other websites that have shockwave flash. Google Chrome is not user friendly.
  • Google Video - some pre-youtube video uploading site owned by Google. People upload copyrighted stuff there and Google never deletes it. Full length movies and porn is always featured on the front page. Though the rules on Google Video say that porn isn't allowed on their site, they actually have a "pornography" category. wat.

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