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AKAdarkie

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The account(s) AKAdarkie has/have been suspended from YouTube for crimes against copyright. YouTube Poop salutes you!


Not a sprite color swap. Really.

In brief

AKADarkie is known to be the first person to constantly use World of Warcraft-based videos in his poops. He will also use various poop memes to support certain sections of the poop. Over time, this has become rarer, and has generally been replaced with ear rape and word splicing.

History

AKADarkie, in search of the Robot Chicken Calvin and Hobbes skit, came over a dub of the skit using the Super Mario World cartoon. In the related section of that video, he found a poop called "Cheatsy vs. Robotnik 4: The Dumbass project". He shortly after became addicted to watching poops. At first, AKADarkie found almost anything in the poops of the time hilarious (i.e. speeding up and slowing down, repetition, etc.). Since that time, his tastes have become much stricter, and he finds most poops less humorous than "in the good old days".

AKADarkie's banning

During Colgheyte's mass removal of Doctor Rabbit videos, AKADarkie's "THE SHORTEST DOCTOR RABBIT VIDEO EVER" was removed. Using a technique (lovingly) stolen from Nickshorts, AKADarkie reuploaded the video under the title "THE SHORTEST ANTHROMORPHIC SURGEON VIDEO EVER". This was presumably the trigger that caused AKADarkie's original account to get banned. After some time taking the concept in, AKADarkie decided to reupload the majority of his videos onto Youtube under the name "AKADarkiereborn", where he continues to make poops today.

First poop seen

AKADarkie's first poop-style video seen was "Cheatsy vs. Robotnik 4: The Dumbass Project" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hK1epdsw18

The first one he recalls labelled as a poop was AntiEthan's "Yoshi's sexual adventure", now titled "YOSHI'S ANAL MOTHER FUCKING RAPE CUMTASTIC ADVENTURE" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm90FSBq1Vs

First poop made

Youtube poop: HELLFIRE THRESHHOLD TRAILER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=becllzvnRuQ

Other poops made

As to not create a wall of text, AKADarkie has decided to list the poops in three categories: The original AKADarkie era, the AKADarkiereborn era, and fad videos/tennis matches/collab entries.

AKADarkie era

  • Youtube Poop: HELLFIRE THRESHHOLD TRAILER
  • Youtube poop: CRISIS AT THE PIT OF COME (Part 1)
  • ^
  • MERGED INTO ONE POOP
  • v
  • Youtube poop: CRISIS AT THE PIT OF COME (Part 2)
  • Youtube poop: MOONKIN BECOMES...
  • MR BUCKET LOSES IT
  • AZN BABY GETS GENITAL WARTS FROM A BLOB OF GEL-OH
  • THE SHORTEST DOCTOR RABBIT VIDEO EVER (reuploaded onto the original AKADarkie account under the name "THE SHORTEST ANTHROMORPHIC SURGEON VIDEO EVER)*
  • Link is Captain Lag (Part 1)**
  • YTP AIDS Day***
  • RANDOM FILLERS ARE FUN
  • SUPER BUS BROTHERS BRAWL
  • YTPMV: Warcraft: Gangsta Rap of da Clanz
  • PIGGY HAS ASSMAR
  • HELLFIRE THRESHHOLD TRAILER: THE REMAKE (Made for the Perfect Poop contest of early 2008)
  • Youtube poop: Unforgotten Poop
  • Never reuploaded as an attempt to not get re-banned
    • Never reuploaded as it fell below AKADarkie's standards and was merely a failed fad attempt
      • Never uploaded to Youtube being made of suck


AKADarkiereborn era

  • FILLER: HERMAPHRODITE WENDY BREEZY WANTS TARD DURON TO SEX HER UP
  • OXHORN'S LUSTY LEDERHOSEN LAPDANCE
  • THIS DANISH IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (PART 1 OF I DONT KNOW)
  • Arthas fails at life.


Fads/Tennis Matches/Collab Entries

THIS VIDEO IS BETTER THAN 4CHAN (AKADarkie era, part of the "THIS VIDEO IS BETTER THAN... fad) Tennis match between Pimpsahoy and AKADarkie (AKADarkie considered the winner of the match, also Pimpsahoy's first tennis match) 10-Second collab: The Lost Entry (Originally included to be a part of the 10-second collab made by Ophios, although it never appeared in the original video) YEW LUUZ (AKADarkie era, part of the misspelled phrase in capslock fad) Dethklok... will eat your soul (in A minor) (AKADarkie era, part of the G major fad) THIS IS TARD DURON! (AKADarkie era, part of the Sparta remix fad) THIS MEDLEY OF VIDEOS WILL BE FLAGGED (all original videos made in the AKADarkie era, merged into 1 video in the AKADarkiereborn era (contains 4 videos in 1). Part of the THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED fad) The probability of this is unsettling (AKADarkiereborn era, round 41 of Poop chain 2) THIS VIDEO CONTAINS TARD (AKADarkie era, part of the "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS..." fad)

Style

WHATEVER AKADARKIE FEELS LIKE DOING, GOSH! (Which is a bit of everything at the time being)

Preferred Sources

  • World of Warcraft-based videos (parody or otherwise)

Preferred Methods

See style.

Prefered Tech

Adobe Primere Elements 4.0

Dislikes

  • Attempts to be funny by making worse versions of good videos.
  • Tourettes Guy
  • Super-Long loops (mostly cdi loops, with the exceptions of music videos and "...for a certain amount of time" poops)
  • Your face
  • Unnessecary amounts of Heavy Weapons Guy

Reception

Criticism

Achievements

  • Recieved 10,000 views on "MR BUCKET LOSES IT" on original account.
  • Created one of the first ten responses to the "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS..." fad.
  • First person to poop a WoW video
  • First person to poop multiple things, mostly WoW-related.

Associates

In Real Life

Real life does not exist.

Online

AKA Darkie poops alone at the moment.

Influences

  • Psychological insanity

Fans

Other Information

Age: Infinity

Trivia

  • AKADarkie is not a sprite swap of Jeff from Earthbound.
  • If AKADarkie is seen nude, the resulting force is equal to that of every nuke in the world multiplied by 100,000.
  • If a girl were to ever become physically attracted to AKADarkie, the universe would asplode.
  • Female statues are the result of staring AKADarkie in the eye.
  • AKADarkie is YouChew's resident WoWfag.
  • AKADarkie's face is the REAL cause of all AIDS.
  • AKADarkie thinks Kacterr has sex leg.
  • AKADarkie is the creator of Tard Duron.

Links

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