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Scout

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Name: Scout
From: Team Fortress 2
Sex: Male
Occupation: Scout

The Scout originates from TF2 (Team Fortress 2) but is most likely to have been born in New York City, New York.

Appearances

The Scout is known to sing a number of tunes with the simple word "BONK", yet many don't know what it means, although, there are some suggestions:

  • An acronym that stands for something.
  • A secret code word only the known by the cast of TF2.
  • A word that he says due to autism or tourettes.

Songs

Although he is mainly a scout, in his part times he's been known to sing lots of tunes such as:

  • SML Main Theme
  • Kirby Superstar Gourmet Race Theme
  • Mortal Kombat Main Theme

Many say he became a sub-fad from mcmungos'(Mcmangos') Robotnik "THIS VIDEO IS CONTAINS ___" fad, but it is also popularly believed that he may have been taught face to face by Robotnik himself this ability.

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Relationships

He has been known to be an arch-rival of Heavy Weapons Guy for murder and theft of a sandwich. No one has caught him to this very day, and he is wanted for Armed Murder and Grand Theft Sandwich. There aren't many female scouts, so he is currently single.

Catchphrases

  • EAT IT FATTY
  • BONK
  • BOINK
  • BOMP
  • YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, TOUGH GUY?
  • WHOOOOO!
  • YO, WASSUP?
  • LISTEN BUDDY, GRASS GROWS, BIRDS FLY, SUN SHINES, AND BRUDDA, I HURT PEOPLE.
  • I'M A FORCE OF NATURE.
  • AW, MAN, LOOK AT THAT, BEAUTIFUL.
  • I DUNNO WHERE TO START WITH YOU.
  • DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?
  • BASICALLY, KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
  • IF YOU WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F***IN' DEAD.

Likes

  • Sandwiches
  • Bonking

Dislikes

Trivia

  • Hates Heavy Weapons Guy.
  • Is known for stealing sandwiches.
  • Likes to sing.
  • Once said "YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY DICK, TUFF GAL. BAWNK!"
  • Always wears a hat with a microphone and headset.
  • Always keeps his bat with him.
  • Wears wraps on his hands.
  • Wears long socks.

Additional Links

Team Fortress 2
Heavy Weapons Guy