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Ganon

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Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture.
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Ganon saying, "Your Face!"

Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the Zelda games. his name was misspelled as Gannon in the CD-I games due to the developers can't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and Gamelon with his evil minions but fail due to Link (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "pit" (which is a book).

Skills/Personality

Ganon is an extremly weak (the weakest last boss in the history of weak) last boss, as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3) and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a retarded face.

Legal Issues

Apparently, Ganon and Zelda had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in Ganon Jr.. Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy.