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Zacheatscrackers

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SOME SH**

HE'S 13 K

HE'S A BOY K

HE LIVES IN DELAWARE K

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History

He first thought poop was a music video or something, but one day he was watching AlthePorcupine's videos and saw a poop named "oh god". He laughed pretty freaking hard at it, so he watched the sequal, "A stale taste of recycled air". He loved it and said, "LOL. This is hilarious sh** right here. Maybe I'll give it a shot". And so he loaded it up and started a string of videos of what he THOUGHT were poops, but were really crappy flash videos. He got tons of bad comments and rarely even got 4 star ratings. He was in a total crisis and decided the pooping buisness wasn't for him so he watched link123456 and Stegblob's videos for fun and laughed so hard he choked. He did this until January, and with a shout of "HOLY SH**", he discovered the greatest damn place in the universe: The Youchewpoop forum. Filled with more random crap and ear rapes then a cow's ass crack. He joined and got greeted by a bunch of nice people. He made poops which people thought were merley okay, and not great. However, then a rumor was spread that 2008'ers will destroy Youtube Poop. Everyone raged war on zacheatscrackers for days until he made a poop entitled "Sonic looks into hell", then he offically became a respected member. He sang lame-ass country songs as a sign of victory and went on to make more poops. Today, he is one of the better beginner poopers.

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THIS IS FUC**ING ZACHEATSCRACKERS. END OF STORY.

First poop seen

"oh god" by AlthePorcupine.

First poop made

"What does two plus infinity" TEH LINK

Style

EAR RAPE OH GOD YES EAR RAPE YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH Occasional setence mixing

Preferred Sources

AOSTH Wario Ware videos CD-i (occasionally.) Arthur

Preferred Methods

Setence mixing EAR RAPE Flash videos(Like Dinner Blaster) EAR RAPE Setence mixing EAR RAPE EAR FU**ING RAPE

Prefered Tech

Edit Studio Sony Vegas Premeire

Likes

.EAR RAAAAAAPPPEEEE .Setence mixing .pizza .Stegblob .spamming .Ophios .the Moderators .conrad (whenever he's not doing sh**y changes) .pimpsahoy's multiple bannings .macros .T.Reich .Terrorist .Orbulon

Dislikes

.Tennis matches with no ear rape (you can't have tennis without ear rape.) .Conrad's retarded pranks (like modding pimps.) .Cloggedone .Pimpsahoy .FOTEPS's poops .Tacowiz's rival forum (WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING??!!) .My Gym Partner's a monkey (corny jokes.) .Censor Bleeps

Rivals

.Tacowiz .FOTEP

Reception

A chubby 13 year old perverted male going on 14 with a decent amount of friends.

Criticism

.He occasionally makes crappy poops. .He won't get rid of the EditStudio mark even though he wants to .At times referred to as gay or a faggot

Achievements

.R-E-S-P-E-C-T .9 subsribies!! :D .HAIRY PINGAS .One of the people who saved Youchew from dieing

Associates

lol wut

In Real Life

Gary Smith, Andrew Gronda

Online

lol wut

Influences

Stegblob, link123456, AlthePorcupine

Fans

Jaz, TheDumbening, Erag, NS2, crash2991, etc.

Poop Listing

My poops consist majorly of short ones.

What does 2+infinity Chowder wants to fu** Panini Sonic eats Robotnik Sonic looks into hell Chowder eats his own crap Powerthirst BEHIND TEH SCENES Powerthirst BEHIND TEH SCENES 2 Grounder likes to hump bags GROUNDER GONE WILD! Grounder wins a diploma Grounder dies at age 100 Rocko gets heart surgery Scratch eats poison Grubble gum YES ORANGE SODA Heavy Weapons guy goes to Taco Bell THIS SHOUD'VE BEEN A CAVE THEME IN A VIDEO GAME RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR this is better then tf2 FLAGGOT Robotnik visits Los Angeles HEEEEEH HEHEHE LETS GET SERIOUS THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED RAAAAAAARRRRRGG MAH NAME IS Tails likes Mr. Clean Tails meets Mr.Clean Tails kills Mr. Clean Tails becomes a cat lady PATRICKS PENISH DIES D: I MADE THIS VIDEO FOR LOLZ This video gets rid of your nightmares The Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing Hypno Spitz! Repetative poop is repetative

Please don't shout "HOLY SH** TATS ALOTTA POOPS RAYT DARE". It's only 35.

Other Information

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NO

Trivia

People often make fun of his username

Links

[www.youtube.com/zacheatscrackers] (If you wanna check out my crap.) [www.smwcentral.net] (I FU**ING LOVE THIS PLACE :D) [www.starmen.net] (I'm banned from here, but I still visit occasionally) [www.tv.com] (The forums aren't very, well, spammy. :/ But it's still worth visiting now and then)

News

NOTHING