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King Dedede
This article is filed under Characters.King Dedede is the ruler of Dreamland. He is very Fat, he doesn't do anything for his kingdom as he is either smoking buckets of Wiid, Laughing like a retard, Sitting on his throne repeatedly, having orgies with Suckura or just pigging out like the fat bastard he is. Among the Things he is obsessed with includes sardines (or SAHRDEENZ as he would call them), Plant Encyclopedias, OCTOPUSES and DIDIDstrucking.
The Upendi incident
King Dedede once had some fun with Suckura at Nairobi, however, Suckura got pregnant and gave birth to an orb which revived Scatman John at Upendi. Rafiki is the only witness of this event.
Legal Issues
- Smoking and selling Wiid , his addiction is such, that he can smoke 5 sacks of it in 1 day without suffering an overdose
- Stole 599 pizzas from Mona Pizza, however, the location of the pizzas is still unknown.
- He set King Harkinian´s castle on fire once because he is stupid.
- Using the tax money to buy more Plant encyclopedias and SAHRDEENZ, LOTS OF ´EM.
- Unlike popular belief he wasnt the one who commited genocide on houses. That was John Freeman.
However he does commits genocide on watermelons.
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Trivia
- He eats with two forks
- An amateur Pokeman trainer, he suffered a humiliating defeat against Cuzco
- Is in Super Smash Bros. Brawl because he bribed Sakurai to put him in instead of Dr. Robotnik. (Which explaines why he wasn't in the game in the first place.)
