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Tyrannosaurus Alan
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[[1]] Tyrannosaurus Alan is one of George Volcano's closest friends.
Personality
Often annoyed by George The Volcano's rants about Volvic Products, Alan is a loyal friend to George and a good listener. He is also known to try Volvic Products upon being advertised. He seems to have a grudge against sabertooth tigers and enjoys working in a business type atmosphere. Alan seems to be much more capable and intelligent as opposed to George and enjoys correcting him.
Fun Facts
- He eats parents for breakfeast.
- He likes the work of the Jackson 5.
- He likes to annoy George Volcano.
- Like George, he is a pervert.
- He was once briefly roboticized by Robotnik's Robot Transmogrifier Gun (it is unknown how he was changed back).
Quotes
- "Your Birds?"
- "I've only got a brain the size of a pea!"
- "You can't say that!"
- "I'm off to eat someone's parents!"
- "Ayee?"
- "C'mon, world! I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan and I'll have you for breakfast! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"