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AKAdarkie

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.


Not a sprite color swap. Really.

In brief

AKADarkie is known to be the first person to constantly use World of Warcraft-based videos in his poops. He will also use various poop memes to support certain sections of the poop.

AKADarkie currently owns 437 internets, only being behind Bill Gates and Chuck Norris.

History

First poop seen

AKADarkie's first poop-style video seen was "Cheatsy vs. Robotnik 4: The Dumbass Project" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hK1epdsw18)

The first one he recalls labelled as a poop was AntiEthan's "Yoshi's sexual adventure" (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=sexual+adventure).

First poop made

Youtube poop: HELLFIRE THRESHHOLD TRAILER (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=threshhold)

Other poops made

YEW LUUZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47LgrJjR2XA) Part of the "Youtube Poop in Progress" fad, this is AKADarkie's most watched video.

YouTube Poop: LINK IS CAPTAIN LAG (Episode 1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlndcDdJQI) A failed attempt at making the concept of "...IS CAPTAIN LAG" into a Youtube poop fad.

This video is better than 4chan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GbEZR2qByg) Part of the "This is better than..." fad. This video angered multiple 4chan users, hence the low rating.

YouTube Poop: Crisis at the pit of COME (part 1) (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=crisis+at+the+pit+of+COME) AKADarkie's second "real" youtube poop. This combined several prominent memes as well as some fresh World of Warcraft parody footage.

THE SHORTEST DOCTOR RABBIT VIDEO EVER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqDhxc8Vl7M) A spam video made to increase the number of video responses on the Youtube poop tribute video when 4chan had the spot for the most responded video. This video originally was intended to say, "ass", but the "ss" got cut out, debateably leading to more lulz.

Youtube poop: MOONKIN BECOMES... (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=moonkin) A Warcraft poop parodying Myndflame's druid epic flight form video. This video used much less CD-I than AKADarkie's previous poops, but it still is used twice.

Crisis at the pit of COME (Part 2) (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=crisis+at+the+pit+of+COME) A Warcraft poop created around the time of Youchewpoop's civil war. This video was originally going to feature a CD-I opening, which was replaced with a single frame explaining why it was cut out, with Spanish flea playing. This video also featured the first use of "pictures from preview". This video also featured the least Youtube poop memes of any AKADarkie poop to date.

MR BUCKET LOSES IT (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=mr+bucket+loses) A parody of the old Mr. Bucket commercial that AKADarkie made out of shear boredom. This poop has gotten good reception from the Youtube Poop Community, and is now AKADarkie's most viewed "real" poop.

Mario is unrefined (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=mario+is+unrefined) / Mario files for Chapter 11 (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=mario+files) / Youtube Poop tennis: More africans...? (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=more+africans) All three of these poops are part of a Youtube Poop Tennis game against Pimpsahoy. The general consensus after the game declared AKADarkie the winner of the game.

THIS VIDEO MAY OR MAY NOT BE FLAGGED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUr_P_1X6JY) / THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED AFTER ARMAGEDDON / THIS -noun- WILL BE -verb-ED / THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED ROUGHLY 101 TIMES (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=flagged)

All four of these poops were additions to the "THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED" fad. They feature a gnome saying "Boner", Kel'thuzad saying "COME", Luigi saying "HOMO" (with special guest appearance by Chris Crocker), and some cavewoman saying "Dicks".

YTP AIDS day (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=aids+day)

Formerly under the title of "Re: World AIDS day", this was a semi-trap site linking from "World AIDS day", a video talking out against the spread of HIV. The poop was later renamed "YTP AIDS day" when the original AIDS video lost consistency in views. This poop is relatively overlooked compared to most of AKADarkie's poops.

Ten Second Collab: The Lost Episode (http://youtubepoop.com/index.php?s=ten+second+collab)

Originally made for the 3-year anniversary video (AKA 10-second collaboration) made by Ophios. Somehow, Ophios forgot to put the segment in the video, so AKA uploaded the video onto Youtube for all to see.


Style

Preferred Sources

  • World of Warcraft-based videos (parody or otherwise)
  • YTMND music mp3s

Preferred Methods

  • Stutter Loop (Plus)
  • Stare Down
  • Voice of Poop

Prefered Tech

AKA Darkie uses WMM Vista becuase he is too cheap to get Adobe. It should be noted that his first few poops were done with the XP version of WMM.

Dislikes

  • Tourettes Guy
  • Super-Long loops (mostly cdi loops, with the exceptions of music videos and "...for a certain amount of time" poops)
  • Your face
  • Unnessecary amounts of Heavy Weapons Guy

Reception

Criticism

Achievements

Associates

In Real Life

Real life does not exist.

Online

AKA Darkie poops alone at the moment.

Influences

  • Psychological insanity

Fans

Other Information

Age: Infinity

Trivia

  • AKADarkie is not a sprite swap of Jeff from Earthbound.
  • If AKADarkie is seen nude, the resulting force is equal to that of an atomic bomb.
  • Female statues are the result of staring AKADarkie in the eye.
  • AKADarkie's face is the REAL cause of all AIDS.
  • AKADarkie is the creator of Tard Duron.

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