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Heavy Weapons Guy
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.A fat, bald , and maniacal old dude who claims his name is Heavy weapons guy. He loves his gun and gets pissed when sombody touches his gun which "her" name is "Sasha" He wants to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacring thousands of people
Quotes
- Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
- Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
- "BUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
Trivia
- It is rumored that he may be in a relationship with the Soldier.
- It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
