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Second Person attribute added to the [[Hotel Mario]] CD-I Games.
 
 
 
=='''You''' In Context==
 
[[image:mahface.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! this [[mah boi the game|is]] the face of YOU!]]
 
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[[image:You.jpg|thumb|In Soviet Russia, [[Gay Luigi]] gotta help YOU!]]
 
[[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar whenever he sees YOU!]]
 
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[[Image:427px-Creation of the Sun and Moon face detail.jpg|thumb|right|[[God]] is ready to smite '''YOU''' for your sins.]]
 
[[Image:Warrior.jpg|frame|right|What '''YOU''' might be like after seeing a few pages in this [[Chewiki]].]]
 
*[[Gay Luigi]] ordered '''You''' to help [[Fat Mario]] and him save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]].
 
*Mario wants '''You''' to "[[Get The Hint?|Get the hint]]".
 
*Mario tells '''You''' to remind him to check for a switch.
 
*Mario hints that if '''You''' need instructions getting through the hotels to check the enclosed Instruction Book.
 
*The back of the [[Hotel Mario]] case states that only '''You''' can save the princess.
 
*That's Mama Luigi to '''YOU'''!
 
*YouTube has '''You''' within it's name.
 
*The [[Engineer]] thinks you best hope his heavy caliber sentry is not pointed at '''You'''.
 
*[[Broly]] has killed '''You''' in the past
 
*According to 99.5% of M.U.G.E.N. fanatics, '''You''' are already dead.
 
*'''YOOOOOU!''' [[Soulja Boy]] tell 'em!
 
*'''You''' worthless pile of excrement! Bison said so.
 
*'''YOU''' just collect my winnings". said ken.
 
*'''You''' also happen to be the best player ever at Hotel Mario. Just don't mention that to anyone else who has beaten the game.
 
*[[Tommy Turnbull]] misses '''YOU'''
 
*[[Ganon]] asks if '''You''' dare bring light to his lair, then orders '''You''' to die.
 
*An [[Dio Brando|oil tanker]] for '''You'''
 
*...what are '''You''' doing, Sakaki?
 
*'''You''' know what they say! All '''YOU'''r base are belong to us!
 
*Mario tells '''You''' that him and [[Gay Luigi]] "ain't afraid of no koopas".
 
*the back of the [[Hotel Mario]] case states that only '''You''' can save the princess...
 
*Zelda knows that '''You''' got to be kidding!
 
*Join me Link, and I will make '''You'''r face the GGRRRREATEST in KoriDIE; or else '''You''' will DIE
 
*'''You''' no hungry for Octorock, '''You''' Hungry for Hot Pockets.
 
*'''You''' are NINCOMBOTS
 
*Wild mineral water grabs life by the conkers and hydrates '''YOU''' till '''YOU''' shout "CUM ON, WORLD, I'LL HAVE '''YOU''' FOR BREAKFAST!"
 
*Tyrannosaurus Allan also wants '''YOU''' for breakfast
 
*'''You''' want it? It's '''you'''rs my friend, as long as '''YOU''' have enough rubies.
 
*"I can't give it to <b>YOU</b> on credit. Why don't <b>YOU</b> come back when <b>YOU</b>'re a little, MMMMMM, richer?"
 
*'''YOU''' fail, '''YOU'''r highness.
 
*'''YOU'VE''' KILLED ME! (Good!)
 
*They didn't want '''YOU''' to know that '''YOU''' are really an adopted child!
 
*[[Gordon]] disapproves of '''YOU'''.
 
*'''YOU''' are in [[No]] position to bargain.
 
*'''You''' are who '''YOU''' choose to be.
 
*'''You''' don't know it, but Anime Mario secretly plays '''you''' on Nintendo.
 
*'''You''' lie! '''You''' must have begged the Forest Spirit to spare his life, but '''you''' did not beg for Nago's, did '''you'''?!
 
*And who are '''YOU''' supposed to be?
 
*'''You'''! Heheheheh.
 
*'''You''' DARE bring light to my lair?! '''YOU''' MUST DIE!!
 
*'''YOU''', Link, are the Hero of Koradi!
 
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]] will pwn '''You'''.
 
*Who the [[fuck]] do '''YOU''' think '''You''' are?
 
*[[Jonny]]'s got his eye on '''you''', wood-hater!
 
*'''You''' are EVIL! '''You''' want to destroy the world. Don't dream it. BEEE IT! Religious subtext.
 
*[[Fat Mario]] explains that '''You''' know that all toasters toast toast. This is incorrect, as [[Edd|BREAD goes in a toaster]], not toast.
 
*'''YOU''' are constantly pointed at by [[Gay Luigi]].
 
*'''YOU''' MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
 
*Why won't '''YOU''' just fuck off and [[die]]?!
 
*The [[Barack Obama|President]] has been kidnapped by [[Naruto|ninjas.]] Are '''YOU''' a bad enough dude to rescue the [[Obama|President]]?
 
*[[Die]], [[Dracula|monster]]! '''YOU''' don't belong in this world!
 
*WHAT IS A MAN!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK; HAVE AT '''YOU!'''
 
*'''YOU''' are really starting to annoy me!
 
*[[NO]] '''YOU!'''
 
*[[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] hates '''YOU!!!'''
 
*Wretched child! '''YOU'''ve ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now '''YOU'''re going to PAY!!!!!!!!!!
 
*'''YOU''' are beginning to annoy [[I.M. Meen (character)|me]], '''you''' miserable little goody goody.
 
*[[:Image:Chun li shower ass.jpg|Some things]] in Chewiki may disturb '''YOU'''ng children.
 
*'''YOU''' are not permitted to see [[hentai|this.]]
 
*[[Batman]] and [[Robin]] always want to teach '''YOU''' to go to Zellers.
 
*[[Doc Louis]] wants '''[[Little Mac|YOU]]''' to become a champion.
 
*'''YOU''''re still the champion in [[Doc Louis|The Doc's]] book.
 
*[[ChristianU2uber]] wants '''YOU''' to stop calling him [[gay|a homo.]]
 
*[[Mario Head|The giant floating Mario head]] wants to sing a song for '''YOU'''.
 
*'''YOU''' like listening to any type of ([[good]]) music that '''YOU''' can find.
 
*'''YOU''' [[no|definately are a chronic]] [[masturbation|masturbator.]]
 
*[[Arthur Read|Arthur]] told <b>YOU</b> not to touch it!
 
*[[Mike Tyson]] will [[fuck]] '''[[sex|YOU]]''' until '''YOU''' love him, '''YOU''' [[faggot]].
 
*[[The Joker]] [[no|doesn't]] want '''YOU''' to explain the joke to him.
 
*'''YOU''' k[[no]]w that [[Rex507|Rex]] sucks.
 
*I am better than '''YOU'''
 
*[[Woody]] exclaims to '''YOU''' that '''YOU''' are a toy.
 
*Some people might [[masturbate]] to or on '''YOU.'''
 
*[[Super Macho Man]] always flexes his body for '''YOU.'''
 
*[[Super Macho Man]] also constantly wonders WHY DON'T '''YOU''' LOVE HIM?!
 
*'''YOU''' cannot escape the true form of the Giygas Attack!
 
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] k[[no]]ws the game and '''YOU''''re gonna lose it. He's never gonna give '''YOU''' up or let '''YOU''' down, either.
 
*'''YOU''' have to turn all light red links into normal red links
 
*'''YOU''' have to turn all red links into pink links
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] k[[no]]ws that if '''YOU''' call his name, he'll be there.
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] also asks '''YOU''' to change the man in the mirror's ways.
 
*'''YOU''' are wondering when '''YOU'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>re [[dinner]] will arrive.
 
*'''YOU''' can play as [[the Joker]] on the [[Playstation 3]]'s version of [[Batman]]: Arkham Asylum.
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] never heard a single word about '''YOU.'''
 
*[[Frollo]] believes that [[Hell]] with '''YOU''' is Paradise.
 
*[[Fuck]] '''YOU!'''
 
*[[Your Face|'''YOU'''R FACE]]
 
*[[Optimus Prime|I rise. '''YOU''' fall.]]
 
*'''ARE YOU eBAY USERNAME LADIESMAN217!?'''
 
*'''YOU''' got the touch! '''YOU''' got the power! YEAH!
 
*Colonel Stinkmeaner thinks '''YOU''' are a bitch [[ass]] NYYYUKKAH!!
 
*[[God]] [[KISS|gave rock n roll to]] '''YOU'''.
 
*'''You''' don't love [[Satan]].
 
*'''You''' love both [[God]] and [[Jesus Christ]].
 
*'''You''' are actually really stupid because you bothered to read any of these lists.
 
*[[Pit]] from Kid Icarus & [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] is sorry to keep '''YOU''' waiting for his newest game on the [[Nintendo]] 3DS.
 
*[[:Image:YouneedtoTairyGreene.jpg|Tairy Greene thinks "'''YOU''' need to do '''YOU'''".]]
 
*[[Wes Weasley]] often offers to tell '''YOU''' what he's gonna do.
 
*'''YOU''' have sold [[Dr. Robotnik]] Contraption after Cunt-Raption.
 
*RAPE '''YOUR''' MOTHER!!
 
 
 
==In Conclusion==
 
'''YOU''' really are a Super God that is anything and everything he is (Penis). '''You''' are the internet and he is Chad Wardenn in summary. '''You''' is many many things. '''You''' could also be a God, yet at the same time, '''you''' might not be one. The only things that are true about '''you''' are that if '''you''' can believe in '''you'''rself, then '''you''' can be whatever '''you''' want to be and '''you''' are also looking at this shit and believing everything that I'm saying.
 
'''YOU''' ARE [[Jesus Christ|JESUS CHRIST!]]
 
 
 
==Gallery of You==
 
[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|What '''YOU''' might look like when having a revelation.]]
 
<!--PLEASE don't add any more pictures to the gallery. We really don't need this getting out of hand.-->
 
<gallery>
 
Image:Cockmongler.jpg|This is what '''YOU''' look like.
 
Image:Ouran_High_School_Host_Club_-_22_069_0001.jpg‎|What most of '''YOU''' look like.
 
Image:Jackie & Jackie.JPG|Can '''YOU''' guess which one's the real [[Jackie Chan]]?
 
image:Demo.PNG|The [[Demoman]] staring at '''YOU'''.
 
Image:Sonicdude3.jpg|Some people just plain want to disrespect '''YOU'''!
 
Image:Single_Deuce.png|[[Strong Bad]] is giving '''YOU''' the finger.
 
Image:Se9lz6.jpg|What '''YOU''' might look like when [[sex|orgasming]]!
 
Image:Harcore.png|What '''YOU''' look like when watching porn.
 
Image:Unsure.jpg|Does this look unsure to '''YOU'''?
 
Image:Queen.JPG| The Queen is not very fond of '''YOU'''
 
Image:RinoHigh.png|This is what '''YOU''' look like when '''YOU''' get high.
 
Image:2qkjt6o.jpg|[[Jackie Chan]] is showing '''YOU''' his [[Your Face|rape face!]] RUN AWAY!!!
 
Image:DDP.JPG|'''YOU''' wish '''YOU''' had a smile like this!
 
Image:AVGNsex.JPG|'''YOU''' want to have [[sex]]?!
 
Image:Haha+Thou+PWNED.jpg|The Colonial troll laughs at '''YOU''' after pwning '''YOU'''.
 
</gallery>
 
[[Category: Characters]]
 
[[Category: Characters - Appears in I.M. Meen]]
 
[[Category: Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 

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