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{{poopquote|Muggins|Bitch!}}
 
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{{poopquote|Muggins|Ah! Magic! The stuff of life. Nothing wrong with magic...''as long as you're careful''.}}
 
{{poopquote|Muggins|Ah! Magic! The stuff of life. Nothing wrong with magic...''as long as you're careful''.}}
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{{poopquote|Muggins|Each magician goes to hell!}}
 
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{{poopquote|Muggins|Of course, [[food]] has always been [[The Food Loving King|the king's]] strongest point.}}
 
{{poopquote|Muggins|Of course, [[food]] has always been [[The Food Loving King|the king's]] strongest point.}}

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{{#ev:youtube|Vk5mgTXcncs|320}}Rabbit's sperm!

Muggins is a character from the PC game Only the Brave can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess. He appears to be quite old, has a very long beard, and wears a blue robe. He is a certified magician, and his magic is more powerful than I.M. Meen's. Even so, he is treated poorly by the Food Loving King. He appears to be paralyzed from the waist up, because he doesn't use his hands, and anything he would use them for is done by hairs on his beard.

He likes to tell people to go to the kitchen, and often fills the player in on information that may or might not be useful. He also sings...or, "talks" songs about being careful with magic.

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Go to the kitchen!

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Bitch!

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Ah! Magic! The stuff of life. Nothing wrong with magic...as long as you're careful.

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Add a bur of rabbit's sperm fur!

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Each magician goes to hell!

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Of course, food has always been the king's strongest point.