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'''He-Man''' is the [[Zangief|scantily-clad]] prince of Eternia. One day, when he was playing with his [[sword]], he lifted it into the air and announced, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUULL", transforming him into He-Man, a superhero who defends Eternia from the evil [[John McCain|Skeletor]] with no homoerotic undertones whatsoever.
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'''He-Man''' is the [[Zangief|scantily-clad]] prince of Eternia. One day, when he was playing with his [[sword]], he lifted it into the air and announced, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUULL", transforming him into He-Man, a superhero who defends Eternia from the evil [[Dry Bones|Skeletor]] with no homoerotic undertones whatsoever.
  
 
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==In Short==

Revision as of 11:35, 28 April 2010

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You've got the touch!

He-Man is the scantily-clad prince of Eternia. One day, when he was playing with his sword, he lifted it into the air and announced, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUULL", transforming him into He-Man, a superhero who defends Eternia from the evil Skeletor with no homoerotic undertones whatsoever.

In Short

He's a gay superhero who fights a robed skeleton.

Quotes

  • Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me when I held aloft my sword and said, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"
  • Fabulous secret (special) magic drugs make your problems go away!
  • LET HER GO.
  • I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!
  • I HAVE THE POWEEEEEER!

Further Information

  • The first thing he did after arriving on Earth was steal fried chicken from a restaurant.
  • Looks a lot like Ken Masters.
  • He's the number 1 supplier of magic drugs in the Youtube Poop universe, despite the ironic fact that he once said "drugs don't make your problems go away". Also, he said to everyone in TV Land that there aren't any magic drugs around.
  • The live-action Masters of the Universe film had He-Man played by Dolph Lundgren. Yes.
  • "He-Man"... wow, really?