Gnorris

Gnorris, talking to the children and having a seizure at the same time.

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Description

Gnorris is a small, portly gnome who makes his appearance in the PC/DOS game I.M. Meen. He is actually one of Meen's henchmen, often referring to him as 'the boss', but he betrays the powerful wizard out of fear. At the end of each major section of Meen's labyrinth, Gnorris appears to the children in order to aid them with advice or some magical item. His fate at the end of the game is unknown, but he is thought to have died painfully in the labyrinth when it is destroyed by the children.

Media Information

Video Game - I.M. Meen - PC/DOS

Quotes

• "Go! Before the guardians catch you!"
• "Take this crystal orb. You can use it to contact me, whenever you touch a scroll!".
• "The boss is waiting upstairs, and he's really mad!"
• "Last time I helped you little shits out, the boss shoved his cock so far up my nose, I swear his balls came out my ears."
• "Periods don't always Cum"
• "If you get stuck, chance a glance in Writwell's book!"
• "Here take this cystal orb, you can use it to touch my cunt. Please, you must give me an abortion and kill the other killdren."
• "Now go, before I catch you!"
• Please, don't tell the boss or he will turn me into a warthog!

Usage

Gnorris is used very little by the pooping community, as he is a realtively boring character when compared to Meen himself. However, he is the only other character in the game with an actual cutscene, so his popularity may increase as more people are exposed to the source.

Some decent Gnorris sentence mixing can be seen in MeetTheBeaf's work, namely in "I.M. Meen doesn't get the Pun of his own Name", as well as in a few other videos scattered around YouTube.

Random Trivia

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BACK INTO MY ASS, BOOKWORM!

• Gnorris's first name is Chuck. However, he hates when his name is involved with Chuck Norris types of jokes.
• At one point in time, Gnorris had an older brother, Hank, and they both worked in the labyrinth. However, Meen killed and ate him as consequence for breaking something. He has not been spoken of since.
• As punishment for his betrayal, Gnorris was subjected to a number of violent, sexual punishments by Meen. This is why he is almost completely clothed from head to toe.
• He became a warthog once by I.M. Meen

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One of the punishments is being turning into a Warthog! Pumba recolour!

Main Sources For Poopers

• Most of the I.M. Meen cutscenes, including Gnorris's, can be accessed on Arrowghost's YouTube account.
• They can also be seen, compiled into one video, here.
• Lotsa spaghetti unused audio files of Gnorris have been found recently. They are available here