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| − | Ushrom is the biggest enemy of [[Morshu]], the shopkeeper of [[Koridai]]. He lives in [[Gamelon]], and he makes a cameo apearance in [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]. He seems to be immortal.
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| − | Ushrom was born in 1850 to a family of bicycle sellers. Since they lived in a far-off country with a different culture and far less intelligence, Ushrom went to preschool at the age of 65. While there, he met [[Mr. Krabs|Eugene Krabs]], but he was only five back then. When he went to university at an old age, there, he met a student named Morshu.
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| − | ==The War==
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| − | His war with [[Morshu]] stated when they had the same idea: a shop with lamp oil, rope and [[bombs]]. So they made two shops that were just conveniently across the street from each other, in order to see which shop got more customers. Sadly [[Morshu]] won the war, thanks to being ''nicer'' to small children and young women, but this didn't stop Ushrom. Ushrom set up a Pet/Artillery Shop in Gamelon, which sold swords, maps, Octoroks, Dodongos, Tektites, and [[Majora's Mask|creepy-looking masks]]. Too bad his only customers were [[Link]], [[Gwonam]] and [[Ganon]]dorf, but who cares. At least he got customers, nyeah.
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| − | ==Nowadays==
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| − | Greedy for money, Ushrom travels around the world searching for <s>the [[One Piece]]</s> great fortune surpassing Morshu's. Unfortunately, it's unlikely he'll ever succeed, considering that he's a pervert and he's not really popular in [[Youtube Poops]]. Too bad for him.
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Latest revision as of 15:02, 13 October 2009
