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| − | [[Image:The enclosed instruction book.jpg|thumb|250px|]]'''The Enclosed Instruction Book''' is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and The Life Story of [[Dr. Robotnik]] to the top 3. It is the only other thing [[Fat Mario]] is obsessed with, besides [[uctions]], [[fat]], and [[toast]]. The Enclosed Instruction book contains unmeasurable power, and could even best [[Captain Falcon]]. Only the ORIGINAL copy of the Enclosed Instruction Book, owned by Fat Mario, contains power; the sold copies just contain [[Big Poop Theory|the information on the pages of the book]] for [[you]] to read. The original Enclosed Instruction Book is part of the sacred [[The Book Trilogy|trilogy of books]]. | + | #REDIRECT [[Enclosed Instruction Book]] |
| − | [[Image:MAriowinstructions.JPG|thumb|[[Fat Mario]] holding the Holy Book]]
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| − | [[Image:Enclosed_Instruction_Book_Gay_Luigi.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Gay Luigi]]'s page in the holy book. Notice how they misspelled Regular.]]
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| − | The only thing that can defeat [[God Luigi]].
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| − | [[Image:Instruction_Book.jpg|thumb| [[Fat Mario]] saying the most infamous "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the Enclosed Instruction Book."]]
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| − | ==Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book==
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| − | *[[Gay Luigi]]
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| − | *[[Bowser]]
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| − | *[[The Princess]]
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| − | *[[Yoshi]]
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| − | *[[Dr. Robotnik]]
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| − | *[[Scratch]] (mostly for masturbating to the gay porn pictures.)
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| − | *[[Grounder]] (though he only looks at the pictures & masturbates to them.)
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| − | *[[Dr. Wily]]
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| − | *[[Jafar]]
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| − | *[[You]]
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| − | *[[Wizardheimer]]
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| − | *[[Seymour]]
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| − | *[[Hinata]] (Unfortunately she [[Cum|defiled]] the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss [[Kenshiro]].)
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| − | *[[Kenshiro]] (He didn't find it very interesting though.)
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| − | *[[Soundwave]] (He denounced it as inferior, though.)
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| − | *[[Earthworm Jim]]
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| − | *[[You]]
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| − | *Oogtar (he drew pictures of naked men on page 14)
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| − | Rumors say that the enclosed instruction book consists of articles from this very wiki.
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Revision as of 08:33, 16 June 2009
