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Revision as of 01:10, 29 May 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Vince Offer is a comedian turned television salesman dressed like a Scout, well-known for his advertisements for ShamWow and the Slap Chop
About
He is a pitchman, and has pointed out the numerous qualities of the legendary ShamWow (which is made in Germany). He also has a fascination with his nuts.
He is no longer a threat to Billy Mays as he has been arrested for beating up a prostitute. (Though if she got herself an STD, then I say that the bitch deserved it.)
The mofo also participated in a song remix of his Slap Chop commercial with Steve Porter making the music to help him not only get a comeback, but also get his revenge on Billy Mays for the hooker incident. So far, it seems that it's working.
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Quotes
- "You're gonna love my nuts."
- "You'll be saying "wow" every time."
- "You followin' me cameraguy?"
- "Wow... Wet."
- "You know the Germans make good stuff."
- "Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!"
- "Hi, it's Vince with the Slap Chop."
- "Forget about it."
- "You're gonna love this."
