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Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States.
 
Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States.
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===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
 
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*Looking at another man's gizmo
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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
*The picture above is not Richard Nixon. It is an actor playing Nixon.
 
 
*Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of [[GameCubeHero]].
 
*Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of [[GameCubeHero]].
 
*He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what fucking [[retard]]s they are.
 
*He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what fucking [[retard]]s they are.
 
*His nickname was "Tricky [[Penis|Dick]]" while he was president.
 
*His nickname was "Tricky [[Penis|Dick]]" while he was president.
 
*He is still better than [[Obama]].
 
*He is still better than [[Obama]].

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A picture of Tricky Dick

Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States.

History

We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water. You decide what the truth is. It is all a conspiracy.

Quotes

  • "FUCKING KENNEDYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. GOD DAMN."
  • "IN THE OLD DAYS PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO HOLD POWER"
  • "I'M SAYING, THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, THAT MEANS, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL"
  • "CHINA"
  • "RUSSIANS"

Likes

  • Falling for hours

Dislikes

Trivia

  • Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of GameCubeHero.
  • He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what fucking retards they are.
  • His nickname was "Tricky Dick" while he was president.
  • He is still better than Obama.